Security Of The First World

Oct 11, 2006 18:29

This is the best onion article I have read in a while ( Read more... )

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bigtrucksrule October 12 2006, 00:48:07 UTC
Get a job, short-haaron. A couple days ago I saw a thin girl walking with the thinnest ipod I have ever seen, and then immediately behind her an overweight girl was carrying a thicker ipod.

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themendelblog October 12 2006, 01:43:39 UTC
That is the best anecdote I have heard in weeks.

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posaunelove October 12 2006, 01:19:35 UTC
Man, that was a pretty good article.

Mendelson, I want to see your short hair as I am pretty sure I am a big fan of short-haired Mendelson as he is a throwback to days gone by, unless it is super short.. Then it'd just be weird. I'm also glad to be the man who is an excuse to talk about vanity.

Yeah.. Sometimes shit is just too absurd. 600,000? Fuck.

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themendelblog October 12 2006, 01:44:32 UTC
It is now short enough so no one could force me into pretending to have a mohawk against my will.

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ghunter October 12 2006, 01:50:06 UTC
That sounds like a challenge.

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posaunelove October 12 2006, 04:19:06 UTC
I agree.

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nathansacks October 12 2006, 01:20:45 UTC
Listen bitch as long as you complain about "It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back" I ain't giving it back, because you will not listen to it. It's really a very good album, as is "Fear of a Black Planet". Also, no one says "The Doors" is the greatest hip-hop album ever. I happen to think that album is also a very good one. Short hair sucks. No blood for oil!

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themendelblog October 12 2006, 01:46:20 UTC
That's not fair...I didn't say it wasn't a good album, just that it's overrated. And The Doors was supposed to be a rock analogy, fool. If somehow it was the greatest hip-hop album ever I would kill myself.

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nathansacks October 12 2006, 01:59:45 UTC
I'm pretty sure that the only person who ever said that "The Doors" was the greatest album ever was probably Ray Manzarek.

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ghunter October 12 2006, 01:49:40 UTC
I also cracked up when I read that article. And Iraq? I mean, Jesus, what's there to say anymore...

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museum_monster October 12 2006, 02:30:10 UTC
stay the course(duh)

also, aaron, what do you think of the guy whos going to be new secretary of the un?

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themendelblog October 12 2006, 05:58:51 UTC
I don't really know much about him other than he is South Korean and supposedly pro-American (don't hate, John Bolton). But I do know that after Kofi's reign of terror is over Macalester will have lost its #1 selling point.

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museum_monster October 12 2006, 13:22:41 UTC
you should read the economist's article on him, it paints him as sort of a pushover administrative/clerky guy. aka nerd

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