Sometimes you stumble across something that makes your life significantly better. Like this:

"Panhandlers are Parasitic Freeloaders""If you're not willing to put forth as much energy on your own behalf as a hungry pig has enough sense to do, then that's just too damn bad ( Read more... )

So I don't know if I've told anyone this but I'm living is St. Paul this summer. School ended about a week ago or so and I moved in then. My house is pretty cool, but I ain't got no photos to share (unfortunately). I have my own room on the second floor that seems obscenely luxurious (at least when compared to my dorm) because it has a wood ( Read more... )

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"neither the plague, nor war, nor small-pox, nor similar diseases, have produced results so disastrous to humanity as the pernicious habit of onanism."--Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

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I'm printing off stuff right now but the printer in this computer lab is mind-blowingly slow. Thankfully though, I stumbled across this:


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•DIALOGUE
Aaron: Mom check out my new kicks
Aaron's Mom: Take out your what?

•HUMOR
"After hearing that Public Enemy's Chuck D patterned his flow after sportscaster Marv Albert, NWA's Eazy E overhauled his style so that he would sound more like Howard Cosell."
For some reason that really cracks me up.

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OK well I'm back from the MX. First off, Nathan I don't doubt that if you ran my life for 2 weeks it would begin to go a lot better, and I probably wouldn't find myself in Mexico with my parents ever again. Anyways, there's been some other shit kickin' round mah head ( Read more... )

•Today I was driving on Lincoln Way and I looked over where at the complex where Batman Sayers Abstract Co. is, and I'm pretty sure I didn't see it. Is it gone? I hope not.

•I also saw the heroic new Veterans Memorial:

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You may not have known it (in fact you certainly didn't) but the world is populated with scores of outstanding Mendelsons! No, I'm not talking about my family, but about the many Mendelsons meant for greatness WORLDWIDE! Check it!

Scot Mendelson--A Mighty Mendelson! Scot is "the current world record holder in the raw (unassisted) bench press ( Read more... )