Buorgiorno Signor Baffo!*

[themezzanine]

Afternoon. I am going a bit transparenty with hunger so I will skip the pleasantries and get on to Stuff.

Comments

[themezzanine]

Lambrusco is horrid, here as there, but it is certainly more palatable in mediterranean climes.

[freedom_comes]

Our pancakes are different than your pancakes, though.

I remember having a discussion with you about pancakes on Skype once, and you were shocked to find out we have milk in bags.

[themezzanine]

MILK IN BAGS = WRONG

HUMANS =/= COWS

[freedom_comes]

You don't suck on the bags or anything like that, you idiot.

[snarkyhuckster]

I have no idea why I bothered to look this up, but apparently there are IHOPs in the US, Canada, and Mexico--so it's kind of sort of international in that sense, I guess.

[themezzanine]

TINY INTERNATIONALNESS