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bless the rains
I hereby promise that if England manage to not lose this Test I will play Africa by Toto at the open mic on Thursday. Hold me to that.
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Superstar Manwars
If you're anything like me, you're probably a human being standing at least three feet tall, and no more than seven, with a number of eyes, a nose somewhere between or among them, and a mouth below which you use for talking crap ( Read more... ) -
2Pakistan
You have to admire Tupac Shakur. I actually think there's something in the statute books about it. Rapper, actor, bon viveur, murder victim - he was a genuine monotesticular Renaissance man and de facto poet laureate of the 'hood.
But you know in his seminal (in all senses) opus California Love, apparently the 346th best song ever, there's that ( Read more... ) -
minor flourish
I recently took my two sisters and some coin-edging equipment to a northern Italian city.
Milan?
No, but I bevelled Tracy.
I rather think that qualifies as a Rubbish Joke.
Hullo! by the way. I miss this place. -
cosa (inc. Rubbish Friday Joke #31)
This is hardly an auspicious way to return, but it has been an age and I feel I ought to show some signs of life. Still no internets in house, but that might actually really change soon.
Below is a thing I thought I'd posted weeks ago that turned out to be just a draft. Enjoy.
If you are thinking of cutting & cleaning your fingernails, do the ( Read more... ) -
Buorgiorno Signor Baffo!*
Afternoon. I am going a bit transparenty with hunger so I will skip the pleasantries and get on to Stuff.
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stumbling pace and mild confusion
Carla in the flat is sick at the moment and raging about it. Earlier she expressed her displeasure her multi-vitamins' inability to prevent the encroachment of the illness ( Read more... )
