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headlines to the chicago tribune, may 25th 2003:

ASSHOLE FALLS IN LOVE WITH BITCH. BITCH HAS NO IDEA HOW BIG AN ASSHOLE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH.


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i'm gonna go and kill the motherfucker who wrote this quiz.... i'm gonna murder them in cold blood!


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i feel accomplished. i feel good. i feel excited, yet i'm still fearful. i'm taking a big step in my life, one that lots of people never thought i'd be able to take. i've put myself in a position to be independent. i've made myself into a better person. i'm moving out on my own, in my own place, with a decent job. i know others who long for ( Read more... )

i've been to all of the red states.... which have you been to?


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isn't it a joy when yer girlfriend is bein' extra touchy-feely? i think it's great!

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yesterday, while watching the bears game, i heard a gay dude say that he'd give anything to have two hours in a sauna with brett favre (did i spell that right? f-a-v-r-e.... or f-a-r-v-e or f-a-r-v... i dunno) and a bottle of thousand island salad dressing.

interesting.

what the fuck....

goddamnit arnold, do your job, and cut this kind of shit outta yer state. you've got bigger fish to fry. not that i live in california, but this is one more reason not to.

http://www.overclockers.com/articles890/

hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

i had a sober 21st birthday....

i bet none of you can say that you had that, or will have that with any hint of honesty.

go me.