Kiba. Did you-- DID YOU GET SHOT IN THE ASS??? Is that TRUE???? TELL ME IT'S TRUE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AUGH I was JUST TOLD what happened to me a few days ago! I'm so sorry that I was such a bother to you guys. I'm SO embarrassed.

Kiba, you especially. I REALLY want to pay you back.

With my body.

Can't wait to sex you~ ♥

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Ugh, my head is hurting.

... huh. Where am I? This is not New York.

I'm afraid. A little.

One of my bras is gone again. MY NICE ONE. THE LACY ONE.

Kankurou-- IT'S SHOWTIME.

I am spending my holidays in a bar somewhere. Not drinking or anything but you know, looking at ALL of the other lonely, pathetic people. There's plenty around during this time of yeah, right?

I CANNOT BELIEVE I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DATE AROUND THIS TIME OF YEAR. PATHETIC.

One day, I'm going to leave and then I am going to become an international model. I was born in the fashion capital of the world and grew up in the place most blond models come from. It's a win/win.

Until then, more training. Those upside down sit ups are doing wonderful things to my abs. My thighs are hurting some awful from those squats-- I ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to me. ♥

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Why am I ALWAYS in this tent???

Someone has it out for me.

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i loverum omg. ever1tyhing is WUNDERBAR.

whydid i nt drnk this in gjermany?

wheee fuzzxuy feelingssssss.

♥♥♥♥