It's the Martians, I tell you. The Martians. They're trying to take over OUR BRAINS. And they're doing it by putting strange potions into the air at Hogsmeade. And then they will make us all be their SLAVES. In MARS ( Read more... )

...You must forgive me for not posting in here for some time. >.> I was having an out of body experience. <.< It was strange, unusual, and slightly tingly.

...The crazyness at the concert was SO caused by aliens trying to talk to us. I bet we're more receptive to them when we're drunk or something.

>.>

I wonder what they had to say. Maybe they know how to make the best cheese in the universe. Maybe the ministry doesn't want us to find out!