Wow. Fat fuck Frank the Tank has a sandy vagina because USF has played well this season. This kid is an absolute moron who, besides his awful attempt to construct a coherent sentences, does not realize the amazing things USF and Coach Leavitt have done in just over a decade ( Read more... )

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I'm always looking for new things to run in The Oracle.

I could live the majority of my life with rainy days and be content. Gold in the air of summer.

I'm struggling to find words other than expletives to describe my frustration with the NCAA committee. I just want a representative from the committee to explain why the fuck they decided that a team that has won 7 of their last 10, was the only team in the conference to beat Georgetown, beat the shit out of Marquette and Providence, had four road ( Read more... )

everything is bang up milhouse.

Staples forgot to regulate the internet at work AND show tonight.

If we're never together
If I'm never back again
Well I swear to God that I'll love you forever

as always, I'm pushin' rhymes like weight.

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1. I have the new Modest Mouse album.
2. Smashing Pumpkins will release their new album 'Zeitgeist' on July 7, 2007.
- I'm sure that no one cares about that one but me. Apparently it's only James and Billy recording thus far.

Hearing the cat fart while he takes a shit has to be one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed.

Jacked her then i asked her who's the man; she said, "b-i-g"
Then i busted in her e-y-e

I feel sick knowing I ever looked up to a man like Michael Richards. He is despicable and his recent actions are disgusting. There is no need for such hate in this world. African Americans have struggled immensely in this country and in their own and now some fuck with a bad temper is going to scream racial epithets at a show because he was ( Read more... )