Mother's Day Message

[themoocow]

So I need to come up with this years message to put on the card for Mother's Day. Last year was "To the woman who was dumb enough to not leave me to be eaten by bears... Thanks!" The year before was "To the woman who was dumb enough to not drown me at birth... Thanks!"

Any suggestions?

Comments

[thatflak]

How about 'To the woman who was dumb enough to not sell me to the Gypsies'?

[kohai]

To the woman who was dumb enough to take me home from the hospital.

[winterhawk]

To the woman who was dumb enough not to abort me when she had the chance?

Too much? Then again, who am I talking to here? :)

[ze_mookie]

To the woman who was dumb enough to not ask for an exchange

[thatflak]

To the woman who was dumb enough not to throw me down a well as a child.

To the woman who was dumb enough not to feed me to dingoes as a baby.