Precursor: I'm stoned as a mofo ( Read more... )

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Time for a fresh start...literally.

I think one of the major problems with life is that guys become less attracted to females after a lot of sex and girls generally get more attracted.  'Twill be my demise.

The college experience is nice.  If Cornellian females were more attractive, I would probably say my experience would be complete, but alas, they are not.  It is slightly saddening that the times of constant friends with benefits and one night stands has already reached it''s peak.  Also slightly saddening that my peak physical appearance is ( Read more... )

 Just a simple entry to update myself and the now likely non-existant people who read this.  Life is good.  And here, I define good as collecting my average opinion towards life in the past 20 years and assuming that is a 5/10 I am a 7/10.  I'm at the point in my life where I can say I control my destiny and have more choices than I ever did, which ( Read more... )

 What's the point of dealing with one girl's petty squabbles when you can do it all and not worry in the least?  The research on spiked happy moments as opposed to constant relative happiness may be onto something...

Who doesn't love a good chase? I think we get a lot of our pleasure knowing that we can get a girl sometimes more so than actually doing stuff with one.  Yeah, I know I'm a bad guy hooking up with someone who technically has a boyfriend, but if she makes the first moves, I suppose I'm not to blame.  It's such a weird situation though; she tells me ( Read more... )

Honestly, what is wrong with my body?  I'm really sick of my body somehow transforming my mind into thinking that lust is actually a crush on someone.  I've been sitting here most of summer thinking I actually legitimately liked this girl, but instead it was simply my body being desirous of this woman.  It's kind of pathetic.  Her, being a prude, ( Read more... )

Freshman 15...more like freshman 28, which is how much my weight increased as I stepped on the scale today.  For comparison, I started college 135 pounds, was 152 at winter break, and now am 163.  The interesting thing is that not too many people noticed (I guess it's harder to tell since the people at college see me everyday), except for family ( Read more... )