Look, I came to America illegally and I am sick and tired of being grouped in with a bunch of lowlife Mexican gang members crossing the border to sell drugs and kill each other. I'm with the Russian mob and we believe in things like honor and sex slavery.
If anyone can help me out with editing my BIOS so I can load my fedora installation from my external USB hard disk I'd love to hear from you. (USB Drive is not an option in the boot sequence)