Before I say anything else, I have to say that I just watched the most amazing episode of The X-Files. I'm spending the summer working at Hollywood Video to watch through the series. I just watched episode 12 of the third season, called "War of the Coprophages." It was the most delightful, obscure, cheesey, B-Movie style episode, with fourth wall ( Read more... )

You Are a Lace Bra!
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No no, nothing of mine has physically broken, I just thought it made a good title, for various reasons. To preface the first reason, I have a girlfriend. She's the one that has a stress fracture in her foot. Moreover, I am falling apart in my 19-credit-term hell. On top of all that, I'm broke, and relationships/friendships have been strained. The ( Read more... )

Yeah, so Stephanie and I broke up. We agreed that we just made way better friends ( Read more... )

As much as I want you to read, cherish, and comment/ask about my last entry... I'm impatient. Below is a picture of my girlfriend Stephanie, preparing for me to take her to McMennamins.. Things have been moving slow, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Later peeps!


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That's right boys and girls... March 10th, 2007 must have been the second best night of my life. (Not including romantically, of course.) And why the high praise you ask? Because I went to a concert. But not just any concert... no. By no means was this an average concert. I saw ( Read more... )

It's Valentine's Day...

And I've got a date!!!

"Kill three orphans?! Well at least they're not three REGULAR kids." ~Andrew

What's up peeps? Have I got a lot to say!

Ian is so sexy. He gave me a hawk, just like his. We made sweet sweet hawklove. With our faghawks. Nice.


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Me: "I'm gonna shove these scissors up your urethra, and OPEN them ( Read more... )

"I'll just leave it here so you can rethink it's... CHOCALATEYNESS." ~Principal Blackman, Strangers With Candy ( Read more... )