Never buy farm-fresh beef

[themycon]

So I went to my local farmers market a while ago to get some fresh beef. I had a hankering for ribs, and they had stuff that was local and dead less than a week

Comments

[perfectstar]

So you're a new-found vegetarian?

[themycon]

Heck no. Lucy was delicious. Just depressing until she was seasoned & cooked.

[faded_facade]

Somehow I feel like the farmer never quite learned business etiquette.

[pittvamp]

The only farm fresh beef I want is the kind that holds you during those long cold nights...

[harvestmonkey]

Maybe Lucy was like the cows from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe and was willing burgeoning on delighted to be eaten?