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[thenamesdavid]

Dumb·ass adj.
Defined as:
1. loud, violent snoring during an important lecture.
2. a breif, but noisy fart while asleep in a crowded library.
see: David

Comments

[oomph]

hahaha david, you are amazing. which one? scott?

[thenamesdavid]

yeah scott :( my favorite

[oomph]

i was in scott yesterday from 1:00 til about 3... we should chill.

[collideascope]

never sleep in libraries...

[weirdasschick]

there's an area in the library at my school for people to sleep

its funny

people drool

[thenamesdavid]

libraries are designed for sleep; the farting/drooling is interwined.

[weirdasschick]

know whats wrose
people in the library singing along to punjabi music stuck in their heads