Dumb·ass adj.
Defined as:
1. loud, violent snoring during an important lecture.
2. a breif, but noisy fart while asleep in a crowded library.
see: David

"But I've often said that if I had - I have two dogs - if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all... Dogs are like retarded children."
                                 - Bill Maher, Politically ( Read more... )

It's funny how 'Live Strong' bracelets can turn anyone into an activist.

Ugh.. I've succumb to 'LiveJournalism'


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