Dr. Phil and Oprah are coming on soon. I am so happy, those are my two favorite shows. I will now post the lyrics to my favorite song ( Read more... )

I feel so dirty! I wish Julianne would give me a bath. She really is a horrible owner. I wish I could sleep over at Dave's even just for one night. That would truly make me happy. I can't wait til Julianne goes back to school so I don't have to suffer through her constant presence. I swear if she makes me watch one more Dr. Phil or Oprah I'm ( Read more... )

Julianne is abusive. She steps on me, and I'm the one who gets punished. I miss Dave. He is my rightful owner. He is so much cooler and better than Julianne. I love Aerosmith.