sooo.....my roommate decided to move to Europe last week and drank champagne instead of finding someone to sublet his room.....then asked me to pay for his rent and said that he 'encouraged' me and my other roommate to find someone to replace him....and its 4 days before rent is due......and he left over 4,000$ worth of goodies in our closet until ( Read more... )

i fukked my jury in the arse.

what do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

a flat miner (Ab minor)

hoohoohoo

so everyone is posting next year's schedule or their new major and i felt moved to share where i am ( Read more... )

my mind is ( Read more... )

my day has been loaded with disappointments ( Read more... )

i served coffee (venti soy latte) to jack white yesterday. poor franklin didnt even recognize the darling. only moi.

my mouth felt really gross all day and i couldnt figure out why and the only thing i did to fix it was drink a citrus-y beverage. then i was thinking on my ride home about my morning. i woke up and my arms were asleep so i put off brushing my teeth until they woke up....then i never did it. case solved. my mouth was dirty because i never brushed ( Read more... )

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cars are death machines. the end. i got in a wreck. my mom and i guestimated the damage to be somewheres around 2500....but probably more. ive been sentenced to driving a van that doesnt have properly functioning brakes, passenger doors, radio, or air conditioning. the cd player works.....kinda.....it has power windows and sunroof! yay! aaaand it ( Read more... )

summer summer everywhere ( Read more... )