RP Chat Episodes: The Runaway Bride
Episode: The Runaway Bride
RP-ers: thenoblethang as Donna Noble and huddycrazy1331 as The Doctor.
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Warning: internet lingo, cursing, cursing one's mother, cursing one's mother in Spanish, the use of the made up word "shaggable", sexual jokes, what not.
Spoilers: The Runaway Bride
A/N: A lot of it is terribly out of chronological order. We didn't discuss this at all, we winged it. XD
This may be my last post for a while D; Today is my last day of vacation! It's schooltimez after that.
Previous RPs: The Unicorn and the Wasp
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TehDoctah is online.
Status: okay, what with the foxy bride in meh TARDIS.
Donna has signed on.
Status: I'm getting MARRIED!! I'm so ha.....WTF.
To: TehDoctah
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
TehDoctah says: (10:17:36 AM)
Wut?
Donna says: (10:17:44 AM)
WTF.
TehDoctah says: (10:17:48 AM)
WUT?
Donna says: (10:17:50 AM)
WTFF.
TehDoctah says: (10:17:55 AM)
WUT?!
TehDoctah says: (10:18:20 AM)
*cue themesong*
Donna says: (10:18:34 AM)
oooooh weeeeee oooooooooooooooooo......weeeee oooohh woooooooooooooh.......
Donna says: (10:18:52 AM)
WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU
TehDoctah says: (10:19:04 AM)
WHY IZ YOU IN MEH SHIP?
Donna says: (10:19:27 AM)
AKLDFJ KLDFJKJ FUCKEN NERYS IMMA SLAP DAT HOE SENSELESS
TehDoctah says: (10:19:35 AM)
WUT?
Donna says: (10:19:53 AM)
STFU
Donna says: (10:19:57 AM)
*heads out door*
TehDoctah says: (10:20:07 AM)
WAIT NOES ALDHSLJKHF
Donna says: (10:20:10 AM)
....WTF!
Donna says: (10:20:14 AM)
WTFWTFWwTEEEEWF
TehDoctah says: (10:20:18 AM)
DO YOU LIKE WANT TO FUCKEN DIE?!
TehDoctah says: (10:20:25 AM)
WE'RE OUT IN SPACE DOOD
Donna says: (10:20:30 AM)
HOW DA FUCK
TehDoctah says: (10:20:43 AM)
I'M A TIMELORD. BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS. I'm the Doctor btw, nice to meet you.
Donna says: (10:21:05 AM)
EFFFFF THAT. and yeah hi I'm Donna.
Donna says: (10:21:11 AM)
I SEE THAT JACKET OVER THERE,
Donna says: (10:21:28 AM)
I'M GOING TO BE TOTALLY INSENSITIVE AND ACCUSE YOU FOR KIDNAPPING THE OWNER OF THAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
TehDoctah says: (10:21:38 AM)
:O
TehDoctah says: (10:22:12 AM)
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I NEVER KIDNAPPED... HER...
Donna says: (10:22:39 AM)
Right she just developed stockholm syndrome so she went willingly, I GET IT. NOW TAKE ME TO EFFUN CHURCH
TehDoctah says: (10:22:59 AM)
WHO PRAYS AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!
Donna says: (10:23:12 AM)
I'M GETTING MARRIED YOU ESTUPID PUTO
TehDoctah says: (10:23:20 AM)
TU MADRE.
Donna says: (10:23:30 AM)
>:(
TehDoctah says: (10:24:08 AM)
NOW WOULD YOU MIND EXPLAINING TO ME HOW YOUR ARSE LANDED IN MY SHIP?
Donna says: (10:24:21 AM)
WTF, LIKE I'D KNOW.
Donna says: (10:24:53 AM)
SO JUST PUT ME BACK IN MY FLIPPING WEDDING, YOU'RE MAKING THIS SCENE LONGER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE.
TehDoctah says: (10:25:21 AM)
ALRIGHT. *BEEP BEEP* WE'RE IN LONDON.
Donna says: (10:25:43 AM)
DUDE WE'RE IN THE WRONG FUCKEN PART OF THE CITY YOU RETARDED MARTIAN
TehDoctah says: (10:25:59 AM)
I'M NOT FROM MARS. LOOK A TAXI. LET'S TAKE IT.
Donna says: (10:26:17 AM)
WAIT.
Donna says: (10:26:22 AM)
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
Donna says: (10:26:27 AM)
WTF IS WITH YOUR SHIP.
TehDoctah says: (10:26:31 AM)
WUT?
Donna says: (10:26:49 AM)
IT'S LIKE
Donna says: (10:26:51 AM)
WTF
TehDoctah says: (10:26:58 AM)
IT'S CALLED THE TARDIS.
Donna says: (10:27:32 AM)
BUT ITS LIKE BIGGER ON THE FLIPPIN INSIDE
TehDoctah says: (10:27:45 AM)
Among other things...
Donna says: (10:28:23 AM)
-___________- that didn't even make sense cause --- NEVERMIND
Donna says: (10:28:26 AM)
TAXI NAO.
TehDoctah says: (10:28:50 AM)
vroom vroom
Donna says: (10:29:06 AM)
oh shite
Donna says: (10:29:10 AM)
You have money rite?
TehDoctah says: (10:29:18 AM)
No... do you?
Donna says: (10:29:30 AM)
POCKETZ?!
TehDoctah says: (10:29:54 AM)
Women... *kicked out*
Donna says: (10:30:09 AM)
TU MADRE
TehDoctah says: (10:30:19 AM)
Mine or his?
Donna says: (10:30:30 AM)
Both of yours. -_______-
TehDoctah says: (10:30:42 AM)
Now that's not very nice.
TehDoctah says: (10:31:09 AM)
Now, ehem, I have a magic wand that can land us mucho cash *goes use it*
Donna says: (10:31:56 AM)
Well while you're off doing that, I'm going to ignore the *mucho cash* part and take a pity ride from this NOT suspicious taxi! THANKS FER NOTHING ASSWIPE
TehDoctah says: (10:32:51 AM)
NO DONNA! HE'S A CREEPY ROBOT WHO ONLY WANTS SEX COME BAAAAACK *TARDIS!TIEMS*
Donna says: (10:33:25 AM)
Dude we missed the church. Dude, are you deaf?! DUDE YOU'RE A ROBOT. OH SHIT. OMG. FUCKKKK.
TehDoctah says: (10:33:46 AM)
TOLD YA. NOW COME ON, I'M FLOATING BESIDE YOU IN A BOX. JUMP!
Donna says: (10:33:52 AM)
SANTA'S A FUCKEN ROBOT!
TehDoctah says: (10:34:06 AM)
I KNOW, I TOLD YOUUUUZ. NOW JUMP!
Donna says: (10:34:13 AM)
BUT I'M IN MY WEDDING DRESSS.
TehDoctah says: (10:35:33 AM)
Yes, you look shaggable NOW JUMP!
Donna says: (10:35:51 AM)
GAHHH... BUT ME SCAREDZ
TehDoctah says: (10:36:26 AM)
Oh, well if you're scared then I guess we can't do this afterall- ARE YOU FUCKEN DAFT?! JUMP WOMAN!!!!!
Donna says: (10:37:30 AM)
OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY........ OKAY! 1...2....3.....OMG SORRY OKAY HOLD UP. 1........2.......3.....
TehDoctah says: (10:37:51 AM)
JUMP ME. I MEAN, ON ME.
Donna says: (10:38:10 AM)
*LEAAAAAAAAAPS~!*
TehDoctah says: (10:38:35 AM)
*CATCHES* -falls- See? And you still look shaggable!
Donna says: (10:38:53 AM)
This is a strangely comfortable position....
TehDoctah says: (10:40:28 AM)
*TARDIS!TIEMS* Aaaaaand we're here!
Donna says: (10:40:36 AM)
on a building? wtf.
TehDoctah says: (10:40:55 AM)
It has a great view!
Donna says: (10:41:16 AM)
Ah. *sits on ledge where we can all spontaneously fall and die*
TehDoctah says: (10:41:56 AM)
*joins in sitting on dangerous ledge* *Thinks*: //Spiderman would save us//
Donna says: (10:42:24 AM)
Dude your coat can't fit a stick. Are you anorexic?
TehDoctah says: (10:42:40 AM)
No, I'm just fit
Donna says: (10:42:45 AM)
OI.
TehDoctah says: (10:42:53 AM)
And... It's bigger on the inside
Donna says: (10:43:27 AM)
You calling me fat at a place like this where I can just backhand you and you'll fall right off?
TehDoctah says: (10:44:02 AM)
WUT? I'm not calling you fat! I think you're fantastic!
Donna says: (10:44:20 AM)
Psh. alright then.
*Part 2 to resume shortly due to us wanting FEWD*
Donna says: (11:47:14 AM)
for a skinny bugger he takes forever to eat...
TehDoctah says: (3:49:41 PM)
Sorry, I was playing video games.
Rayna says: (3:49:53 PM)
*facepalm* anyway.
Rayna says: (3:49:56 PM)
DAMMIT
Rayna says: (3:49:58 PM)
HOLD ON.
Rayna says: (3:49:59 PM)
LOL
TehDoctah says: (3:50:11 PM)
LOLOL
/end MSN blunder
Donna says: (3:50:29 PM)
*facepalm* anyway....
TehDoctah says: (3:51:10 PM)
I'm sitting here thinking... we should get married.
Donna says: (3:51:19 PM)
What.
TehDoctah says: (3:51:35 PM)
I mean, uh- for your own protection...
Donna says: (3:51:55 PM)
elaborate martian.
TehDoctah says: (3:52:19 PM)
I'm going to stick a ring on your finger that will protect you from creepy ass santa ninja robots.
Donna says: (3:52:30 PM)
Really? Awzzum.
TehDoctah says: (3:52:41 PM)
So gimme your hand
Donna says: (3:52:47 PM)
*gives hand*
TehDoctah says: (3:53:07 PM)
With this ring, I dub thee biodamped.
TehDoctah says: (3:53:36 PM)
You may now kiss the bride.
Donna says: (3:54:19 PM)
Wot?
TehDoctah says: (3:54:51 PM)
I mean... well... actually, I mean what I mean. If you want to that is, cause I totes understand if you don't-
Donna says: (3:55:29 PM)
KISS ME FOO'
TehDoctah says: (3:55:51 PM)
*SNOGS*
Donna says: (3:56:00 PM)
This never happened okay.
TehDoctah says: (3:56:22 PM)
*dazed* I... mmm... wut?
Donna says: (3:56:26 PM)
-.-
TehDoctah says: (3:57:05 PM)
Anyways so now let's go back to your wedding and have a kick ass time!
Donna says: (3:57:56 PM)
.....
Donna says: (3:57:56 PM)
DUDE
Donna says: (3:57:58 PM)
THEY HAD
Donna says: (3:58:01 PM)
THE RECEPTION WITHOUT ME.
TehDoctah says: (3:58:06 PM)
ZOMG.
TehDoctah says: (3:58:11 PM)
THERE'S CAKE.
Donna says: (3:58:30 PM)
THEY HAD. THE RECEPTION. WITHOUT ME.
Donna says: (3:58:34 PM)
like WTFF
Donna says: (3:58:40 PM)
NERYS MANSTEALING SHIZ
TehDoctah says: (3:58:40 PM)
and they had the reception without youuu... awkwaaaard...
TehDoctah says: (3:58:51 PM)
Catfiiiiight
Donna says: (3:59:27 PM)
dude wtf. they think I'm lying. THEY THINK I'm LYING. WTF. BITCHES. ....*CUE FAKE SOB AND EMBRACES LANCE*
TehDoctah says: (3:59:57 PM)
I'm going to go over there *points* and not think about jealousy.
Donna says: (4:00:29 PM)
*boogies*
TehDoctah says: (4:00:58 PM)
OH NOES IT'S TEH SANTAS. TEH BIODAMPING DIDN'T WORK. But that was one hell of a kiss...
Donna says: (4:01:39 PM)
WTFF OMG SHIT AHH df iaj
TehDoctah says: (4:02:01 PM)
*SAVES TEH DAY*
TehDoctah says: (4:02:18 PM)
I don't think your mum likes me...
Donna says: (4:02:35 PM)
Uh no shit *runs off with you!*
TehDoctah says: (4:02:45 PM)
WOOT! Now what?
TehDoctah says: (4:04:01 PM)
Hmm, let's go to your work office, I'm sure there's something interesting there!
Donna says: (4:04:10 PM)
AIGHT. Lance let's gooo ~
TehDoctah says: (4:04:28 PM)
*death glares at Lance* Why is HE coming?
Donna says: (4:04:39 PM)
He's my lovuh. duh.
TehDoctah says: (4:04:57 PM)
*mumbles* lover my arse...
Donna says: (4:05:02 PM)
OI.
TehDoctah says: (4:05:07 PM)
Wut?
TehDoctah says: (4:05:21 PM)
Ok so, Donna, you're a pencil in a mug. It all makes sense now!
Donna says: (4:05:31 PM)
course it does.
Donna says: (4:05:39 PM)
I'm a bloody ginger pencil in a mother fucking mug!
TehDoctah says: (4:05:48 PM)
Marry me.
TehDoctah says: (4:06:32 PM)
*awkward silence*
Donna says: (4:06:51 PM)
....kay sooo
Donna says: (4:07:14 PM)
So these particles shiz is in me and it has something to do with this building.
TehDoctah says: (4:07:47 PM)
Yah. I suspect your boyfriend of being an arse.
Donna says: (4:07:59 PM)
pshh, naww.
TehDoctah says: (4:08:09 PM)
Totes dude. See the way he walks?
Donna says: (4:08:46 PM)
Uhh sure. OH LOOK AUTO BIKE WHATEVER THINKGIES!
TehDoctah says: (4:08:58 PM)
*vroom vroom*
TehDoctah says: (4:08:59 PM)
...
TehDoctah says: (4:09:01 PM)
LULZ.
Donna says: (4:09:12 PM)
LOLLOLL.
TehDoctah says: (4:09:17 PM)
ROFL
Donna says: (4:09:29 PM)
LMFAOROFLCOPTERHEHE
TehDoctah says: (4:09:35 PM)
MDR
Donna says: (4:09:44 PM)
JAJAJAJAJA
TehDoctah says: (4:10:03 PM)
WALMART
Donna says: (4:10:14 PM)
wut?
TehDoctah says: (4:10:33 PM)
I don't know. HOLY SHITE A BIG ASS SPIDEH
Donna says: (4:10:48 PM)
OMYLAWD.
TehDoctah says: (4:11:05 PM)
IMMA KILL IT. *TARZAN YELL*
TehDoctah says: (4:11:19 PM)
Ok, so... fail...
Donna says: (4:11:23 PM)
LOL.
Donna says: (4:11:24 PM)
WAIT.
Donna says: (4:11:29 PM)
OMFG. LANCE WTF.
TehDoctah says: (4:11:39 PM)
TOLD YOUUUUUUUUU
Donna says: (4:11:47 PM)
....... :(
TehDoctah says: (4:12:05 PM)
You can tell by the size of his dingaling that he was not a pure soul.
Donna says: (4:12:35 PM)
Are you calling it small? But he's black
TehDoctah says: (4:12:53 PM)
Naw, he's just tanned asian.
Donna says: (4:13:07 PM)
Hm, kinda looks like it.
TehDoctah says: (4:13:20 PM)
OK SO... LET'S GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME.
TehDoctah says: (4:13:32 PM)
*TARDIS!TIEMS*
Donna says: (4:13:46 PM)
woahz.
TehDoctah says: (4:13:54 PM)
Awesomesauce.
TehDoctah says: (4:14:14 PM)
Ok, so, spiders made the world. Great. NOW LET'S GO KICK SOME ARSE.
Donna says: (4:14:20 PM)
ARRIGHT.
Donna says: (4:14:21 PM)
OMFG.
Donna says: (4:14:22 PM)
DUDE.
TehDoctah says: (4:14:22 PM)
*MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
TehDoctah says: (4:14:28 PM)
WUT?
Donna says: (4:14:28 PM)
THEY GOT ME.
Donna says: (4:14:31 PM)
I'M WRAPPED UP. D:
TehDoctah says: (4:14:33 PM)
OH SHITE.
Donna says: (4:14:34 PM)
SAVE MEH.
TehDoctah says: (4:14:46 PM)
HAHA THEY ATE THE ARSE SHIT BOYFRIEND.
Donna says: (4:14:54 PM)
:(
TehDoctah says: (4:15:06 PM)
I mean... sorry for your loss.
TehDoctah says: (4:15:23 PM)
OK SO *MAGIC WAND ACTIVATE* NOW SWING! SWING LIKE TARZAN!
Donna says: (4:15:36 PM)
*FALLZ* you fuckhead.
TehDoctah says: (4:15:49 PM)
Sowwy...
Donna says: (4:15:54 PM)
-___-
TehDoctah says: (4:16:05 PM)
SO NOW IMMA FUCK THIS PLACE UUUUUUP
TehDoctah says: (4:16:25 PM)
SPIDER BE DYING
TehDoctah says: (4:16:27 PM)
*emo time*
Donna says: (4:16:34 PM)
DUDE YOU CAN LIKE, FUCKEN CHILL OUT NOW,
TehDoctah says: (4:16:44 PM)
*glareglareglare*
Donna says: (4:17:25 PM)
HELLO, RETARDED MARTIAN?
TehDoctah says: (4:17:51 PM)
Huh, sorry what? I lost the signal.
Donna says: (4:18:12 PM)
Crappy service AT&T is, fewest dropped calls my arse -- LET'S GO!
Donna says: (4:18:18 PM)
VAMONOS, YO'
TehDoctah says: (4:18:31 PM)
*WOOSHWOOSH*
Donna says: (4:19:03 PM)
omigee! Teh evil death star is liek, defeated!
TehDoctah says: (4:19:14 PM)
WOOOT!
TehDoctah says: (4:19:17 PM)
Soooooo...
TehDoctah says: (4:19:24 PM)
Would you...
TehDoctah says: (4:19:35 PM)
be my...
TehDoctah says: (4:19:38 PM)
mate?
Donna says: (4:19:43 PM)
sorry man
Donna says: (4:19:47 PM)
You one freaky ass bitch.
TehDoctah says: (4:20:01 PM)
Oh... I see.............
TehDoctah says: (4:20:04 PM)
Actually, I don't.
TehDoctah says: (4:20:11 PM)
I'm tight dawg
Donna says: (4:20:33 PM)
yee. Promise you'll find another hoe to bang, okay?
TehDoctah says: (4:20:52 PM)
I don't want another hoe, I want YOU!
Donna says: (4:21:02 PM)
TOO BAD.
TehDoctah says: (4:21:16 PM)
You'll regret this
Donna says: (4:21:32 PM)
Is that a foreshadow, sir?
TehDoctah says: (4:21:54 PM)
Adipose it is
Donna says: (4:22:01 PM)
Que?
TehDoctah says: (4:22:15 PM)
I said 'I suppose it is'
TehDoctah says: (4:22:26 PM)
Yus.
Donna says: (4:22:37 PM)
arright. See yuh!
TehDoctah says: (4:22:52 PM)
Laters D!
TehDoctah says: (4:22:52 PM)
*credits*
oooooh weeeeeee oooooooooooh, weeeee ooooh wooooooooooooooh. ♫ ♪
RP-ers: thenoblethang as Donna Noble and huddycrazy1331 as The Doctor.
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Warning: internet lingo, cursing, cursing one's mother, cursing one's mother in Spanish, the use of the made up word "shaggable", sexual jokes, what not.
Spoilers: The Runaway Bride
A/N: A lot of it is terribly out of chronological order. We didn't discuss this at all, we winged it. XD
This may be my last post for a while D; Today is my last day of vacation! It's schooltimez after that.
Previous RPs: The Unicorn and the Wasp
(icon is not mine)
TehDoctah is online.
Status: okay, what with the foxy bride in meh TARDIS.
Donna has signed on.
Status: I'm getting MARRIED!! I'm so ha.....WTF.
To: TehDoctah
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
TehDoctah says: (10:17:36 AM)
Wut?
Donna says: (10:17:44 AM)
WTF.
TehDoctah says: (10:17:48 AM)
WUT?
Donna says: (10:17:50 AM)
WTFF.
TehDoctah says: (10:17:55 AM)
WUT?!
TehDoctah says: (10:18:20 AM)
*cue themesong*
Donna says: (10:18:34 AM)
oooooh weeeeee oooooooooooooooooo......weeeee oooohh woooooooooooooh.......
Donna says: (10:18:52 AM)
WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU
TehDoctah says: (10:19:04 AM)
WHY IZ YOU IN MEH SHIP?
Donna says: (10:19:27 AM)
AKLDFJ KLDFJKJ FUCKEN NERYS IMMA SLAP DAT HOE SENSELESS
TehDoctah says: (10:19:35 AM)
WUT?
Donna says: (10:19:53 AM)
STFU
Donna says: (10:19:57 AM)
*heads out door*
TehDoctah says: (10:20:07 AM)
WAIT NOES ALDHSLJKHF
Donna says: (10:20:10 AM)
....WTF!
Donna says: (10:20:14 AM)
WTFWTFWwTEEEEWF
TehDoctah says: (10:20:18 AM)
DO YOU LIKE WANT TO FUCKEN DIE?!
TehDoctah says: (10:20:25 AM)
WE'RE OUT IN SPACE DOOD
Donna says: (10:20:30 AM)
HOW DA FUCK
TehDoctah says: (10:20:43 AM)
I'M A TIMELORD. BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS. I'm the Doctor btw, nice to meet you.
Donna says: (10:21:05 AM)
EFFFFF THAT. and yeah hi I'm Donna.
Donna says: (10:21:11 AM)
I SEE THAT JACKET OVER THERE,
Donna says: (10:21:28 AM)
I'M GOING TO BE TOTALLY INSENSITIVE AND ACCUSE YOU FOR KIDNAPPING THE OWNER OF THAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
TehDoctah says: (10:21:38 AM)
:O
TehDoctah says: (10:22:12 AM)
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I NEVER KIDNAPPED... HER...
Donna says: (10:22:39 AM)
Right she just developed stockholm syndrome so she went willingly, I GET IT. NOW TAKE ME TO EFFUN CHURCH
TehDoctah says: (10:22:59 AM)
WHO PRAYS AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!
Donna says: (10:23:12 AM)
I'M GETTING MARRIED YOU ESTUPID PUTO
TehDoctah says: (10:23:20 AM)
TU MADRE.
Donna says: (10:23:30 AM)
>:(
TehDoctah says: (10:24:08 AM)
NOW WOULD YOU MIND EXPLAINING TO ME HOW YOUR ARSE LANDED IN MY SHIP?
Donna says: (10:24:21 AM)
WTF, LIKE I'D KNOW.
Donna says: (10:24:53 AM)
SO JUST PUT ME BACK IN MY FLIPPING WEDDING, YOU'RE MAKING THIS SCENE LONGER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE.
TehDoctah says: (10:25:21 AM)
ALRIGHT. *BEEP BEEP* WE'RE IN LONDON.
Donna says: (10:25:43 AM)
DUDE WE'RE IN THE WRONG FUCKEN PART OF THE CITY YOU RETARDED MARTIAN
TehDoctah says: (10:25:59 AM)
I'M NOT FROM MARS. LOOK A TAXI. LET'S TAKE IT.
Donna says: (10:26:17 AM)
WAIT.
Donna says: (10:26:22 AM)
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
Donna says: (10:26:27 AM)
WTF IS WITH YOUR SHIP.
TehDoctah says: (10:26:31 AM)
WUT?
Donna says: (10:26:49 AM)
IT'S LIKE
Donna says: (10:26:51 AM)
WTF
TehDoctah says: (10:26:58 AM)
IT'S CALLED THE TARDIS.
Donna says: (10:27:32 AM)
BUT ITS LIKE BIGGER ON THE FLIPPIN INSIDE
TehDoctah says: (10:27:45 AM)
Among other things...
Donna says: (10:28:23 AM)
-___________- that didn't even make sense cause --- NEVERMIND
Donna says: (10:28:26 AM)
TAXI NAO.
TehDoctah says: (10:28:50 AM)
vroom vroom
Donna says: (10:29:06 AM)
oh shite
Donna says: (10:29:10 AM)
You have money rite?
TehDoctah says: (10:29:18 AM)
No... do you?
Donna says: (10:29:30 AM)
POCKETZ?!
TehDoctah says: (10:29:54 AM)
Women... *kicked out*
Donna says: (10:30:09 AM)
TU MADRE
TehDoctah says: (10:30:19 AM)
Mine or his?
Donna says: (10:30:30 AM)
Both of yours. -_______-
TehDoctah says: (10:30:42 AM)
Now that's not very nice.
TehDoctah says: (10:31:09 AM)
Now, ehem, I have a magic wand that can land us mucho cash *goes use it*
Donna says: (10:31:56 AM)
Well while you're off doing that, I'm going to ignore the *mucho cash* part and take a pity ride from this NOT suspicious taxi! THANKS FER NOTHING ASSWIPE
TehDoctah says: (10:32:51 AM)
NO DONNA! HE'S A CREEPY ROBOT WHO ONLY WANTS SEX COME BAAAAACK *TARDIS!TIEMS*
Donna says: (10:33:25 AM)
Dude we missed the church. Dude, are you deaf?! DUDE YOU'RE A ROBOT. OH SHIT. OMG. FUCKKKK.
TehDoctah says: (10:33:46 AM)
TOLD YA. NOW COME ON, I'M FLOATING BESIDE YOU IN A BOX. JUMP!
Donna says: (10:33:52 AM)
SANTA'S A FUCKEN ROBOT!
TehDoctah says: (10:34:06 AM)
I KNOW, I TOLD YOUUUUZ. NOW JUMP!
Donna says: (10:34:13 AM)
BUT I'M IN MY WEDDING DRESSS.
TehDoctah says: (10:35:33 AM)
Yes, you look shaggable NOW JUMP!
Donna says: (10:35:51 AM)
GAHHH... BUT ME SCAREDZ
TehDoctah says: (10:36:26 AM)
Oh, well if you're scared then I guess we can't do this afterall- ARE YOU FUCKEN DAFT?! JUMP WOMAN!!!!!
Donna says: (10:37:30 AM)
OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY........ OKAY! 1...2....3.....OMG SORRY OKAY HOLD UP. 1........2.......3.....
TehDoctah says: (10:37:51 AM)
JUMP ME. I MEAN, ON ME.
Donna says: (10:38:10 AM)
*LEAAAAAAAAAPS~!*
TehDoctah says: (10:38:35 AM)
*CATCHES* -falls- See? And you still look shaggable!
Donna says: (10:38:53 AM)
This is a strangely comfortable position....
TehDoctah says: (10:40:28 AM)
*TARDIS!TIEMS* Aaaaaand we're here!
Donna says: (10:40:36 AM)
on a building? wtf.
TehDoctah says: (10:40:55 AM)
It has a great view!
Donna says: (10:41:16 AM)
Ah. *sits on ledge where we can all spontaneously fall and die*
TehDoctah says: (10:41:56 AM)
*joins in sitting on dangerous ledge* *Thinks*: //Spiderman would save us//
Donna says: (10:42:24 AM)
Dude your coat can't fit a stick. Are you anorexic?
TehDoctah says: (10:42:40 AM)
No, I'm just fit
Donna says: (10:42:45 AM)
OI.
TehDoctah says: (10:42:53 AM)
And... It's bigger on the inside
Donna says: (10:43:27 AM)
You calling me fat at a place like this where I can just backhand you and you'll fall right off?
TehDoctah says: (10:44:02 AM)
WUT? I'm not calling you fat! I think you're fantastic!
Donna says: (10:44:20 AM)
Psh. alright then.
*Part 2 to resume shortly due to us wanting FEWD*
Donna says: (11:47:14 AM)
for a skinny bugger he takes forever to eat...
TehDoctah says: (3:49:41 PM)
Sorry, I was playing video games.
Rayna says: (3:49:53 PM)
*facepalm* anyway.
Rayna says: (3:49:56 PM)
DAMMIT
Rayna says: (3:49:58 PM)
HOLD ON.
Rayna says: (3:49:59 PM)
LOL
TehDoctah says: (3:50:11 PM)
LOLOL
/end MSN blunder
Donna says: (3:50:29 PM)
*facepalm* anyway....
TehDoctah says: (3:51:10 PM)
I'm sitting here thinking... we should get married.
Donna says: (3:51:19 PM)
What.
TehDoctah says: (3:51:35 PM)
I mean, uh- for your own protection...
Donna says: (3:51:55 PM)
elaborate martian.
TehDoctah says: (3:52:19 PM)
I'm going to stick a ring on your finger that will protect you from creepy ass santa ninja robots.
Donna says: (3:52:30 PM)
Really? Awzzum.
TehDoctah says: (3:52:41 PM)
So gimme your hand
Donna says: (3:52:47 PM)
*gives hand*
TehDoctah says: (3:53:07 PM)
With this ring, I dub thee biodamped.
TehDoctah says: (3:53:36 PM)
You may now kiss the bride.
Donna says: (3:54:19 PM)
Wot?
TehDoctah says: (3:54:51 PM)
I mean... well... actually, I mean what I mean. If you want to that is, cause I totes understand if you don't-
Donna says: (3:55:29 PM)
KISS ME FOO'
TehDoctah says: (3:55:51 PM)
*SNOGS*
Donna says: (3:56:00 PM)
This never happened okay.
TehDoctah says: (3:56:22 PM)
*dazed* I... mmm... wut?
Donna says: (3:56:26 PM)
-.-
TehDoctah says: (3:57:05 PM)
Anyways so now let's go back to your wedding and have a kick ass time!
Donna says: (3:57:56 PM)
.....
Donna says: (3:57:56 PM)
DUDE
Donna says: (3:57:58 PM)
THEY HAD
Donna says: (3:58:01 PM)
THE RECEPTION WITHOUT ME.
TehDoctah says: (3:58:06 PM)
ZOMG.
TehDoctah says: (3:58:11 PM)
THERE'S CAKE.
Donna says: (3:58:30 PM)
THEY HAD. THE RECEPTION. WITHOUT ME.
Donna says: (3:58:34 PM)
like WTFF
Donna says: (3:58:40 PM)
NERYS MANSTEALING SHIZ
TehDoctah says: (3:58:40 PM)
and they had the reception without youuu... awkwaaaard...
TehDoctah says: (3:58:51 PM)
Catfiiiiight
Donna says: (3:59:27 PM)
dude wtf. they think I'm lying. THEY THINK I'm LYING. WTF. BITCHES. ....*CUE FAKE SOB AND EMBRACES LANCE*
TehDoctah says: (3:59:57 PM)
I'm going to go over there *points* and not think about jealousy.
Donna says: (4:00:29 PM)
*boogies*
TehDoctah says: (4:00:58 PM)
OH NOES IT'S TEH SANTAS. TEH BIODAMPING DIDN'T WORK. But that was one hell of a kiss...
Donna says: (4:01:39 PM)
WTFF OMG SHIT AHH df iaj
TehDoctah says: (4:02:01 PM)
*SAVES TEH DAY*
TehDoctah says: (4:02:18 PM)
I don't think your mum likes me...
Donna says: (4:02:35 PM)
Uh no shit *runs off with you!*
TehDoctah says: (4:02:45 PM)
WOOT! Now what?
TehDoctah says: (4:04:01 PM)
Hmm, let's go to your work office, I'm sure there's something interesting there!
Donna says: (4:04:10 PM)
AIGHT. Lance let's gooo ~
TehDoctah says: (4:04:28 PM)
*death glares at Lance* Why is HE coming?
Donna says: (4:04:39 PM)
He's my lovuh. duh.
TehDoctah says: (4:04:57 PM)
*mumbles* lover my arse...
Donna says: (4:05:02 PM)
OI.
TehDoctah says: (4:05:07 PM)
Wut?
TehDoctah says: (4:05:21 PM)
Ok so, Donna, you're a pencil in a mug. It all makes sense now!
Donna says: (4:05:31 PM)
course it does.
Donna says: (4:05:39 PM)
I'm a bloody ginger pencil in a mother fucking mug!
TehDoctah says: (4:05:48 PM)
Marry me.
TehDoctah says: (4:06:32 PM)
*awkward silence*
Donna says: (4:06:51 PM)
....kay sooo
Donna says: (4:07:14 PM)
So these particles shiz is in me and it has something to do with this building.
TehDoctah says: (4:07:47 PM)
Yah. I suspect your boyfriend of being an arse.
Donna says: (4:07:59 PM)
pshh, naww.
TehDoctah says: (4:08:09 PM)
Totes dude. See the way he walks?
Donna says: (4:08:46 PM)
Uhh sure. OH LOOK AUTO BIKE WHATEVER THINKGIES!
TehDoctah says: (4:08:58 PM)
*vroom vroom*
TehDoctah says: (4:08:59 PM)
...
TehDoctah says: (4:09:01 PM)
LULZ.
Donna says: (4:09:12 PM)
LOLLOLL.
TehDoctah says: (4:09:17 PM)
ROFL
Donna says: (4:09:29 PM)
LMFAOROFLCOPTERHEHE
TehDoctah says: (4:09:35 PM)
MDR
Donna says: (4:09:44 PM)
JAJAJAJAJA
TehDoctah says: (4:10:03 PM)
WALMART
Donna says: (4:10:14 PM)
wut?
TehDoctah says: (4:10:33 PM)
I don't know. HOLY SHITE A BIG ASS SPIDEH
Donna says: (4:10:48 PM)
OMYLAWD.
TehDoctah says: (4:11:05 PM)
IMMA KILL IT. *TARZAN YELL*
TehDoctah says: (4:11:19 PM)
Ok, so... fail...
Donna says: (4:11:23 PM)
LOL.
Donna says: (4:11:24 PM)
WAIT.
Donna says: (4:11:29 PM)
OMFG. LANCE WTF.
TehDoctah says: (4:11:39 PM)
TOLD YOUUUUUUUUU
Donna says: (4:11:47 PM)
....... :(
TehDoctah says: (4:12:05 PM)
You can tell by the size of his dingaling that he was not a pure soul.
Donna says: (4:12:35 PM)
Are you calling it small? But he's black
TehDoctah says: (4:12:53 PM)
Naw, he's just tanned asian.
Donna says: (4:13:07 PM)
Hm, kinda looks like it.
TehDoctah says: (4:13:20 PM)
OK SO... LET'S GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME.
TehDoctah says: (4:13:32 PM)
*TARDIS!TIEMS*
Donna says: (4:13:46 PM)
woahz.
TehDoctah says: (4:13:54 PM)
Awesomesauce.
TehDoctah says: (4:14:14 PM)
Ok, so, spiders made the world. Great. NOW LET'S GO KICK SOME ARSE.
Donna says: (4:14:20 PM)
ARRIGHT.
Donna says: (4:14:21 PM)
OMFG.
Donna says: (4:14:22 PM)
DUDE.
TehDoctah says: (4:14:22 PM)
*MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
TehDoctah says: (4:14:28 PM)
WUT?
Donna says: (4:14:28 PM)
THEY GOT ME.
Donna says: (4:14:31 PM)
I'M WRAPPED UP. D:
TehDoctah says: (4:14:33 PM)
OH SHITE.
Donna says: (4:14:34 PM)
SAVE MEH.
TehDoctah says: (4:14:46 PM)
HAHA THEY ATE THE ARSE SHIT BOYFRIEND.
Donna says: (4:14:54 PM)
:(
TehDoctah says: (4:15:06 PM)
I mean... sorry for your loss.
TehDoctah says: (4:15:23 PM)
OK SO *MAGIC WAND ACTIVATE* NOW SWING! SWING LIKE TARZAN!
Donna says: (4:15:36 PM)
*FALLZ* you fuckhead.
TehDoctah says: (4:15:49 PM)
Sowwy...
Donna says: (4:15:54 PM)
-___-
TehDoctah says: (4:16:05 PM)
SO NOW IMMA FUCK THIS PLACE UUUUUUP
TehDoctah says: (4:16:25 PM)
SPIDER BE DYING
TehDoctah says: (4:16:27 PM)
*emo time*
Donna says: (4:16:34 PM)
DUDE YOU CAN LIKE, FUCKEN CHILL OUT NOW,
TehDoctah says: (4:16:44 PM)
*glareglareglare*
Donna says: (4:17:25 PM)
HELLO, RETARDED MARTIAN?
TehDoctah says: (4:17:51 PM)
Huh, sorry what? I lost the signal.
Donna says: (4:18:12 PM)
Crappy service AT&T is, fewest dropped calls my arse -- LET'S GO!
Donna says: (4:18:18 PM)
VAMONOS, YO'
TehDoctah says: (4:18:31 PM)
*WOOSHWOOSH*
Donna says: (4:19:03 PM)
omigee! Teh evil death star is liek, defeated!
TehDoctah says: (4:19:14 PM)
WOOOT!
TehDoctah says: (4:19:17 PM)
Soooooo...
TehDoctah says: (4:19:24 PM)
Would you...
TehDoctah says: (4:19:35 PM)
be my...
TehDoctah says: (4:19:38 PM)
mate?
Donna says: (4:19:43 PM)
sorry man
Donna says: (4:19:47 PM)
You one freaky ass bitch.
TehDoctah says: (4:20:01 PM)
Oh... I see.............
TehDoctah says: (4:20:04 PM)
Actually, I don't.
TehDoctah says: (4:20:11 PM)
I'm tight dawg
Donna says: (4:20:33 PM)
yee. Promise you'll find another hoe to bang, okay?
TehDoctah says: (4:20:52 PM)
I don't want another hoe, I want YOU!
Donna says: (4:21:02 PM)
TOO BAD.
TehDoctah says: (4:21:16 PM)
You'll regret this
Donna says: (4:21:32 PM)
Is that a foreshadow, sir?
TehDoctah says: (4:21:54 PM)
Adipose it is
Donna says: (4:22:01 PM)
Que?
TehDoctah says: (4:22:15 PM)
I said 'I suppose it is'
TehDoctah says: (4:22:26 PM)
Yus.
Donna says: (4:22:37 PM)
arright. See yuh!
TehDoctah says: (4:22:52 PM)
Laters D!
TehDoctah says: (4:22:52 PM)
*credits*
oooooh weeeeeee oooooooooooh, weeeee ooooh wooooooooooooooh. ♫ ♪