Danica just asked me to keep an eye on dinner as it cooked because she had to go 'eliminate ( Read more... )

Anthony Logan "Bean" Bryant was born on 3/5/07 at 13:09. I spent the next two days developing his FPS gaming skills. Before we left the hospital, we had his picture taken immediately following his first knife kill.


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Danica won't let me name the baby. I think my name is wicked sweet.

Mervyn Urban Bryant

Hippies everywhere rejoice at cramping relief

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I stole this from the TeamATi forums. I'm pretty sure it was taken from somewhere else, but I lack the time/energy to find the original source and credit it. Plus who the fuck cares this is my Livejournal. Like four people read this thing ( Read more... )

Larry Ray: I'm unloading in Denver on Monday, not Tuesday ( Read more... )

I'm a genius.

The senate is not.

"It's funny seeing a balding, saggy old guy with shaved nuts."

-Danica

All you bastards need to keep Danica company and comment on her journal and shit. She's stuck at home all day not cleaning* or anything and needs people to talk to.

*kidding