Crash a plane in to your parents' house!

Die, Parents, Die!

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I made a boy.

Qlueless: Hey I need a new T-shirt
(30 seconds later)
Qlueless sits back down. Caught the first one thrown after he walked up.

You guys should all drive to Indianapolis and pay at the door. There's 5-10 seats open next to me.

And there's totally girls here.

Guy on stage (with microphone): Ok it's time to give stuff away.
Me (yelling): I got dibs on the first prize.
Guy on stage: OK come up here.
Me: lol owned

lol

Go vote for my T-shirt slogans. If I win, I'll use the gift certificate to buy shirts for everyone.

August 1: Quit my job ( Read more... )

Archaic dance techniques.

This guy would've gotten so much ass in 1972.

On an unrelated note, there is a sign in this building, obviously made and printed out by an employee wanting to kissass, that warns people about the dangers of fire extinguishers. On the bottom, in large bold letters over some clipart, it says "Do Not Use Unless Your Trained"

I am intrigued but not surprised by the ironicalsomeness that an ( Read more... )