I'm reading a book called Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz. Any book written by Koontz has a 95% chance of involving supernatural forces of some kind. This one is no different. Luck, chance, randomosity, etc, are not merely assumed to be more than luck, but the main character comes to respond to them out of habit ( Read more... )

Is it any wonder she left him for me?

Way I see it, I rescued her cute little ass.

If it's a boy:

Dougisgay
Werletard
Grantfuck
Drewblew

If it's a girl:

Ellen

I watched Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang before I left for work today. It was quite funny. Filled to the brim with randomosity ( Read more... )

My mother: I wish I would've thought to tell you to get some dog food while you were out.
Danica: Well I would go back out, but I hate everybody.

If that last post had been a joke, I would have so totally owned you all so hard.

I'll be moving back here soon. To raise my child.

I've noticed that I tend to update my journal a lot whenever there's nothing going on in my life, and I tend to ignore it whenever there's a whole bunch of shit happening.

That seems to be backward.

0400 L. BRYANT BEGINNING EXTERIOR PATROL.
0412 PATROL COMPLETED. STRONGLY RECOMMEND ADDITION OF BRIEFING TO NEW
---- OFFICER SITE ORIENTATION REGARDING EXTERIOR AUTOMATED SPRINKLER
---- SYSTEM AND ITS PROXIMITY TO PATROL PATH.

I just had a pretty random memory pop up out of absolutely nowhere ( Read more... )