Livejournal needs a "find all comments by user" option.

Access to http://thenomad.livejournal.com/friends has been blocked by WebMarshal ( Read more... )

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers.

Flight Information ( Read more... )

( Hilarity followed. )

Chaz: You better behave.
Andrew (Chaz's son): I am being have.

Me: Finish eating your food
Alix (Chaz's other son): I can't I'm sick
Me: No you're not.
Alix: I can't take it anymore!

Alix (After I pulled him off of a wall that he was climbing on): Not cool, Uncle Towel. Not cool.

My flight leaves Tuesday at 6PM Dayton time.

It is your responsibility to see me beforehand.

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Myspace.com might be a viable social forum if the servers weren't always dead ( Read more... )

Am I the only one that noticed that the day after Bush announced America's "oil addiction" all the big car companies aired commercials that showcased their ethanol/electric/hybrid cars?

As a side note, the ending to The Matrix: Path of Neo is awesome.