As a child, when I asked my parents for something and they said no, I would always say, "Pleeeeeaaaase ( Read more... )

I've got a few tickets left for a Super Bowl Party at the 4th Floor Club here in Richmond. 100% of ticket sales goes towards the Hub Etchison Jr. Football League. $10 per ticket, but you have to be 21. It's that kind of party. You can contact me for details and I'll get you all set up. G101.3 is going to be there so it should be pretty fun. Beer ( Read more... )

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luck
n.

1. The chance happening of fortunate or adverse events; fortune: They met one day out of pure luck.
2. One's personal fate or lot: It was just my luck to win a trip I couldn't take.

randomosity
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1. The chance happening of unpredictable or unexplainable events: Today was full of randomosity. 2. The number of such events that ( Read more... )

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My brother wants a "bootleg copy" of that Dick and Jane movie thing that just came out. If I do not post his request here I will be severely beaten and possibly lose my job.

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