Because Sasha Pivovarova is too bad to believe.

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My mother, either subconsciously or consciously, is trying to kill me. I'm not coming home next summer. Or for Christmas. I'd rather never see her again than puke myself to death.

I waxed the languo off of my face last night.

Someone stole over 100 bux from my purse.

Tomorrow's my bday.

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dW says:
maybe just leave shim on street
!Mal says:
hehe
dW says:
he is trouble
!Mal says:
who is shim?
dW says:
cat is male, but he didnt have his ball anymore

My daddy is a triathlete. He's training for an Ironman this July. He enjoys swimming in open water- rivers, lakes, the ocean.

One morning he went to the lake and found that it was covered in pollen. My daddy is allergic to pollen.

He went in anyways.

He got pinkeye.

It was hilariously disgusting.