Gak!

[theodhale]

If it's not children it's dwarves! :uses a sword to knock one from the window: Pervy little peeping tom. I should set the dogs on them, but oddly enough they won't respond to my call. It's as if someone has won them away from me. I'm vexed.

Comments

[theofallan]

Dwarves, dwarves are normal.

Why are the children here so small? I'm afraid I'm going to kill one. *whimper*

[theodhale]

Yes. And some have exceedingly ugly feet. Perhaps it's a foot fungus going around.

[theofallan]

I should disinfect them as part of my new reforms.