Dear Population,

I'm axing my credibility by having to stoop to this level but I've searched my goddamm friendslist for entirely too long now and I still can't find the answer to the most important question of all time:

Who the fuck is ruling Rohan right now?

Regards,
Hally

OMFG I EXIST.

Fancy that. Anybody home to make this worth my while, or have I been sufficiently replaced with dozens of nondescript remote cousins?

*WWWWHHIIIINE*

*WHHHHIIINNEE*

**le sigh** **pours a cup of Mearas Tea**

Eru, I've earned that.

- Theodhale the Chronically Bypassed

Tried to start a family feud today or something. Will probably be taken that way. I had to inform my brother that the gal he’s Courting Without Talking About It has already tried to assume royal responsibility.

We could, like, reach an agreement and split up the kingdom of something. Toss Mordor to Hanild since she’s so foooond of dragons. ( Read more... )

Ahahaha. Am now queen of the overrides.

Am not sure if I am still queen of Rohan in general. Have asked very nicely in the general direction of Eowyn* since I hear she is also under new managament. Have offered her several tasteful options for figuring it all out ( Read more... )

Who is apparently incapable of fixing overrides. Drat. Unstylish unstately spindly typewriter font will continue for the foreseeable future.

Am still married to a swan skull.

Girlies, this is what happens when you dream of marrying a man with caring eyes...

Intelligence has reached me re: my husband now being a paperweight ( Read more... )

New mun.

New look.

Still married to a damned skull.

I see that my stepson is on trial today. I hope the fucker fries.

I've heard my ex-son-in-law, Elphir, may be dead. I say, "Good on him." At least that boy did something useful with his life.

Elfwine is a decent chess player unlike his father. Of course Eomer never tinkered with the pieces so they moved about on their own. I blame the Dol Amrothian genes in the boy. Although it is amusing to watch the knight and Queen try to strangle each other.