An Announcement

[theodhale]

Ahahaha. Am now queen of the overrides.

Am not sure if I am still queen of Rohan in general. Have asked very nicely in the general direction of Eowyn* since I hear she is also under new managament. Have offered her several tasteful options for figuring it all out

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[helmsdaughter]

The current King of Rohan is my father, Helm Hammerhand. Erkenbrand is Daddy's War Minister and has conquered Gondor and Mordor on his behalf. So basically, there is no Queen, but I suppose I'm the closest thing to it. I'm also sort of dating your brother.

[theodhale]

D00d.

Since when does dating my brother (whether or not it's crossed out) make one Queen?

Also, is your dad, like, in the market for a wife or anything? 'Cause I'm sort of in the mood for divorcing the NumbSkull over there and practicing assassination finding someone else.

[helmsdaughter]

Oh, well, it doesn't. I meant that I'm the closest thing to being Queen since I'm the Princess and the highest ranking female.

And, uh, no Daddy's not in the market for a wife. He's engaged to a wraith.

[theodhale]

Eru, I've got to be better than a wraith.

And... um... want to feud anyway? **hopeful look**

[steelsheen]

GAH! CRAYON IS FOUND! *poiks daughter* GIVE BACK CRAYON! What colour is it?!?! G'rrrr!

*coughs*

That crown is not sanitary. Seriously.

*coughs* Did a *dog* ever wear the collar those spikes are from?

[theodhale]

Chill. It's obscure. One of those endless varities of navy. Like midnight midnavel blue or summart.

And, er, yes? Maybe?

How the heck should I know? This is Rohan, for Eru's sake. Move somewhere clean, like.. Rivendell... whydoncha? We have HORSES here and stuff.

[steelsheen]

*looks posessivly at the crayon* Yeah. Well. It's still MINE.

*shifty glance*

*looks back and forth*

*about to grab crayon*

*coughs*

Gah. SOOOO not my day.

Bloody horses and their toxic allergens.