Beware world, I have a new mun. *weeps* The old one deserted me for my daughter, TheodhaleI think I've developed a cold just thinking about it. Probably my new mun is infected with Eru knows what. *shudders* *coughs tentatively ( Read more... )

So. I took a vacation to a different psychiatric wing sunny sunny Palm Beach, and in the few milimoments of stumbling around Middle-Earth since I’ve returned, I’ve discovered that I now have a doggie in my distant family tree.

Well, by various and sundry Maiar, which is the highest acknowledgement of diety you’re getting out of me right now -- ( Read more... )

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I have a cold.

I have caught it from one of YOU! (or maybe the bad weather)

I have secluded myself.

...So bugger off or I'll kill you.

xoxo,
Morwen

Neat.

Very neat, I say.

...Stop staring at me.

First off, I do not.

Oh my Eru, what the HELL has the thing done to you?
Nevermind, I guess you're more ready for this than everyone else. **sulks**
**perks** But you're all cutesy-snow-covered, which means that I get to make hot chocolate for you! Mmm. But your nose looks runny. Ick. Go make your husband wipe it.
...I got covered in ( Read more... )

OHMYERUITHOUGHTHENGELWASNEVERCOMINGBACKBUTHE'SBACKANDNOWNAKEDDAYISGOINGTOBEMOREFUN...

...But not any less unsanitary, I suppose.

Steel wool for you, too. In a friendly fashion.

**squeeze**

I'm happy.

But my wax hand seems to be melting.

Drat.

Oh my Eru.

THIS IS NOT SANITARY!

...But if I scrub you all with steel wool, it will perhaps be more sanitary.

**scrubscrubscrubscrub**

Steel wool is so deeply cleansing in such a gentle Rohirrim-oriented way!

I have so many buggerin' relatives I can't keep frikkin' track of all their unwashed, maggot-infested carcasses straight.

If I missed anyone, sorry. This was an equal opportunity insult.

And I hate you all, equally. You all stink and smell equally. And you're all frikkin' confusing equally.

Hey, you. If you want to take me away, please do ( Read more... )

Hmm.

Why am I a Rohirrim?

I'm allergic to horses.

This does not make sense.

Someone screwed this up. Big time.

Grr.