Comments | theodhale: No returns!

theodhale

No returns!

Aug 11, 2002 14:42

I spent a lot of money redecorating the Lonely Mountain, I'm not going to give it up just because some lizard has long range missles damnit. Besides, Erober makes a lovely parking garage for the moon. That decided, I am going to refortify my new home against the lastest mecha yule toy. But that takes money.

Thus, I have sold Rohan to one Fredegar ( Read more... )

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Ew. Isn't that the one that had fantasies about me? manofrohan August 11 2002, 12:14:43 UTC

I disaprove of this so much, you realize.

Now, now.... theodhale August 11 2002, 12:18:21 UTC

I'm sure the Shire will take as good care of us as we did them once. Or they may just raze Rohan to the ground and sell our children on eBay. Either way, I'm sure it will be a party.

akslakjslkasj manofrohan August 11 2002, 12:20:44 UTC

Or Eomer will wander in, take one look at the bowlertopped fool and chuck him to the Riders.

...maybe I should go grab that poor hobbit before said event actually occurs. They might be too eager to have something that is not their horses or dinosaurs.

fredegarbolger August 11 2002, 18:42:06 UTC

A pleasure doing business with you, ma'am.

As far as angry rohirrim with pointy objects go... well... I've still got those flame-throwers Melkor armed me with a couple weeks ago. I'll only use them if provoked, I promise.

theodhale August 11 2002, 18:50:29 UTC

Try not to set fire to Theodwyn. With the drugs that woman has ingested, it would be like lighting a human firework.

fredegarbolger August 11 2002, 18:57:14 UTC

Heh. I can relate. Noted.

felarof August 11 2002, 19:22:35 UTC

I'm torn between being relieved that the country's no longer in the hands of a biped screw up, and being terrified that it's now in the hands of a quadruped screw up. Hell, if you wanted a quadruped to screw it up, you could have sold it to the horses. No offense, runt Freddy.

theodhale August 11 2002, 19:45:32 UTC

Glue. Factory.

<----Mansbane (woman's too, if you want to get technical) felarof August 11 2002, 19:59:21 UTC

Think. Not.

theodhale August 11 2002, 20:07:27 UTC

You may be man's bane, but I hold the last bane. And if it's a god killer, a horse would merely be something to clean the blade with. You keep that in mind.

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eomer_of_rohan August 11 2002, 21:02:00 UTC

Uh huhhhh...hobbit...right. I'll be ready for his fat ass, thank you for the warning.