Go look pretty for my uncle. Or buy him a gift or sometihng.
Or... you could see how well you can tread water, while wearing all your armor and carrying a heavy spear. Do the water thing. Then you're even amusing for everyone else. :)
You don't know how to swim? Too much time spent in the stables, I guess. If you get some free time, come for a visit to the hall. I'll teach you to swim in the pond.
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*grabs sword and proceeds to start chasing Dred about the grounds while poking him with said sword*
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Your sword is very pretty!
Please do not hurt me!
*hides*
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*looks at Erchi's suggestion*
Hey yeah!!! That's a great idea!!!
*tosses iron suit at Dred*
Put this on; I wanna see ya float in this...
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You can do almost anything else to me, ALMOST anything, but no swimming in an iron suit. Please.
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Go look pretty for my uncle. Or buy him a gift or sometihng.
Or... you could see how well you can tread water, while wearing all your armor and carrying a heavy spear. Do the water thing. Then you're even amusing for everyone else. :)
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Well.
I can't don't swim... so, um, I am going to go drink drain cleaner sit over here. Yes.
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You don't know how to swim? Too much time spent in the stables, I guess. If you get some free time, come for a visit to the hall. I'll teach you to swim in the pond.
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Want some drain cleaner?
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*hands over some Draino*
AHHAHAHAHAHA!
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