Ahahaha well fuck.

[theodwyn]

My daughter and I are camped outside the Swanny City. Eowyn won the war in a very glorious and kingly way, and is enjoying the spoils of victory while she's at it. I only wish her father were here to see this. But I stabbed him sixteen times last night. Just to keep him from getting soft, you know

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you are so hot

[erkenbrand]

Just thought I'd mention.

[theodwyn]

'Course I am. I'm royalty.

Hi, honey.

[steelsheen]

Hi, honey. Mummy loves you. **hugs**

And Mummy says stay off the speed, it's icky.

[theodwyn]

I'm knocked up, man. Don't want no crackbabies.

[steelsheen]

Oh dear.

Mummy and Theo may need to have a little talk about the dangers of introducing foreign substances into our bodies.

[theodwyn]

I fucking know, lady. That's why I'm off the shit while I'm pregnant.