The plan:

[theodwyn]

*kidnaps something to sacrifice to the biggest baddest dragon of all*

Pass me some more alcohol big brother? T

Comments

[turin_turambar]

Ugffga?

[glaurung_dragon]

Hello.

looks down and pokes Turin with a claw

You are the ugliest virgin maiden I've ever seen.

[theodwyn]

We can make him pretty if you like, mistah dragon sir.

[glaurung_dragon]

*switches off the bold*

Hmm. Maybe something in a light taffeta?

What do you want.

[manofrohan]

::tosses over a bottle::

Can I be conveniently away when the big fellow with the hammer gets back?

[theodwyn]

*pours more alcy-hol down Túrin's throat*

Fiiiine, if ya wanna be a chicken.

[manofrohan]

bwuck bwuck.

[theodwyn]

Will you go find Mundy and ask him to fetch my makeup bag? Dragon wants a maiden, and I'm a gonna make him one.

[gwindor]

*scratches back of neck*

Ummm...I can't really let you do that, ma'am.

[theodwyn]

Uh?

You can have Nini's brother back once the dragon's done with him. :)

[gwindor]

*fidgets*

Done doing what, exactly?

[theodwyn]

Whatever it is dragons do with their maidens, sweetums.

Aunty Theodwyn!!!!!!!

[eobeth]

I'm here and I ain't afraid of any sticking dragons except maybe this one! I have my Big Fuckin' Wrench Of Doom in case that sister-fucker comes to again!!

NIECY BABY!!

[theodwyn]

Worry not, kidling. I have a feeling little miss Túrin will behave herself.

Re: NIECY BABY!!

[eobeth]

When do we get to rough up the peasants and stick our boots up the asses of the usurpers?? *jumps up and down*

[theodwyn]

No roughing up peasants. We like the peasants, the peasants are our friends.