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[theonionmaster]

so yeah here is the real explanation. i walk into my apt to find my girlfriend suckin dick. alright she tries to justify this by saying that some girl called her saying i cheated in her with the girl on the phone. and if you know me you know i would rather kill myself then put someone through me cheating on them. but back to the story, yeah i ended

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Poor You

[anonymous]

You are not right. Mental, in fact. She deserves better. Who cares about your pathetic little sorrow. How could you cheat on your ticket out of the gutters? Finally she got smart. Stab yourself a little harder next time. Ass. Way to go girlfriend.

Re: Poor You

[our_little_girl]

What an ass. I don't think you'd ever cheat on someone, and even if you had, it doesn't justify the other person cheating in return. I'm real sorry all this happened, Butters.

Re: Poor You

[theonionmaster]

ok eric. you should know i'm not a cheater and i would never do that to anyone. and even if i were a millionaire i'd still live in the gutter, nigga

[anonymous]

So you lost your girlfriend. Big deal. Happens every day. Instead of spreading it all over the town looking for sympathy why don't you move on. Grow up.

[dollartwentysix]

why dont you grow up and stop leaving anonymous comments.

[clivedavis]

i agree

[theonionmaster]

yeah i'm spreading it so everyone will know how big of a slut and not make the same mistake i did by actually fallin in love with the girl. shit even her brother believes me on the subject

[theonionmaster]

Yeah, he believes that you suck cock. Do what you gotta do to make yourself feel better. Whatever loser. She prolly just doesn't want a loser. Big deal.

[theonionmaster]

no he actually believes my whole story and knows his sister is lieing about almost everything she is saying. infact he knew she was lieing even befor i had a talk with him, funny how how her brother takes the side of his sisters ex. and if she didn't want a lser she wouldn't be a crying idiot every time we broke up, i was trying to get over her each time we broke up but she's the one who drug me back in not me, i wasn't the one tearing up over the break-ups. and the funniest thing is, is that she is trying to make me out to be the bad guy. and no she didn't cheat on me because i am a loser, shit she cheated on Vince and that nigga wasn't a loser, she's just a slut. and i hope down the road when she has all the money she's ever wanted,i hope she has a marriage like her mom has rite now, she's really happy in that one.

[anonymous]

i agree.... what a slut and a fat one

[anonymous]

didn't she just have sex with rob walker also