It's 9pm on a Saturday night! I'm here with the dog. I've got a lot on my mind. Although sitting down with a real paper journal and real pen is much more appealing and romantic, I like the fact that it is much less likely future offspring will come across these LJ posts and be traumatized by their mother's nutcase ramblings. Case in point: I don't ( Read more... )

Where did I go wrong ( Read more... )

I love that damn movie. Every time I watch it I giggle, no matter how blue I feel. Amazing.

I'm thinking of rallying the girls into getting into LJ again. Oh, how I miss those times. And Brandi's odes to the downer, which were wonderful.

Hilarious. Now's time for some stalking. Bye!

Hello, LJ. Long time, no see ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I was cruising wikipedia and I saw some photo with the credit listed as "Johnny Blood." Pretty fucking awesome name if you ask me. I think that if I ever write anything, I'll write it under the nom de plume "Johnny Blood." Hmmm, and how about those nom de plumes ( Read more... )

Ha! imaginethisname, you got me! I was secretly needing a way to write out my neuroses ( Read more... )

"She tried to convince herself and the world that it was not, in any sense of the word, a mistake." ---roughly quoted from memory something I read today in Mishima's the Sailor Who Fell From Grace With the Sea ( Read more... )

This morning as I was getting dressed, I remembered, somewhat out of the blue, how I had once been asked be a close friend and his girlfriend to mediate in an argument that they were having. I'm not sure what prompted this memory, maybe it was just too extraordinary to forget, but I had not thought of it for several years until this morning. As I ( Read more... )

My word. I have delved into the fascinating world of POSTAGE STAMPS. More accurately, I have returned from a 14-year hiatus---I was pretending not to be the geek that I truly am. More than anything, I search for the animal stamps. I don't care what they're worth, really, but so far I found this great stamp of a pangolin from Indonesia. My goal is ( Read more... )

Stephanie --

[noun]:

A person who falls into an outhouse and dies

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

God damn, that fucking figures.