Anna Nicole Smith is dead

[thepersona]

or so the media is reporting.

I'm saddened because we got married just as she was losing consciousness. I'm in contact with my lawyer to discuss the grieving/money-collection process.

UPDATE: Already eight people are trying to cheat by choosing her today in the Rotten.com Dead Pool.

Fark's headlines: "Anna Nicole Smith found unresponsive (and

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[assetic]

YOU!

[thepersona]

ME!

[assetic]

It's Tessa.
I added you as a friend!