( photosurvey )

so hung overrrs. Damn you beer pong! Why you bees so delicious?

wth. all i want for xmas is porn ( Read more... )

i had alot of time on my hands, so i thought id have some sam time. its the best time really.

( survey so long )

so thats not embarrassing. Im smiling at this chick, and I go to talk to her, and a huge snot came outta my nose. She just walked away.

what a shit ( Read more... )

"im too pretty for aids"- my sister. shes a motherfucker, but i love her. and not in the dirty way that immediately came to your perverted minds ( Read more... )

they tried to make me go to rehab, and i said ok. thats probably a good idea ( Read more... )

i missed the victoria secret fashion show with the spice girls(!). very angry. i missed all that wonderful fashion. and hotness ( Read more... )

i have the ability to fl-BAM BAM ( Read more... )