im done being the snake charmer. At least for a while. Oh, and christmas music sucks shit right outta the asshole. Haha, ew.

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there are very few people i look up to, simply because im taller than most ( Read more... )

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ahaha, lj from the phone. prepare thyself for thousands of sentence long posts. straight from the blade-runner! (the name of my phone)

they freakin did it. once again they have stolen MY idea. once again the corporate giant bastards have reached into my genius mind and plucked another priceless golden nugget. they are REMAKING AMERICAN GLADIATOR. i came up with this idea months ago! im so pissed i could piss. on others, or myself. whichever comes first ( Read more... )

global warming is not real. sure the earth's temperature is rising, and slated to continue rising 1 to 6 degrees sometime in the 21st century, thus causing higher levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and subsequently raising sea levels 3 to 7 feet. so what? 1 to 6 degrees? big woop, i like it hot anyway. 3 to 7 feet? thats a kiddie pool. ( Read more... )

so im going to do this new thing, where i take a serious modern issue, and f it up. and ill try and keep it up for a while, and i am open to opinions, discussions, and suggestions for future topics ( Read more... )

so i was at lunch yesterday, bout to get some chicken from the chinese place in the mall, and this super fine chick walks up next to me. eye contact is exchanged, there was a sizzle. so i strike up a convo with this chick, who is a solid 7 (my rating system is very strict, so a 7 is pretty damn good). im talkin like nice hair, blue eyes, curves, ( Read more... )

lifes been good. schools good. works good. its all good ( Read more... )

slow news day in georgia. a cop arrested some fool for messin up his mcdonalds. the cop actually arrested the kid for putting too much salt up in his burger. he freakin sent the half eaten burger to the crime lab ( Read more... )