mm mm, thats some tasty politics ( Read more... )

you dont have to read this, its very long and boring. trust me on this ( Read more... )

im feeling much better ( Read more... )

i just keep falling for it ( Read more... )

hallos erybody ( Read more... )

Go to Wikipedia and type in your birthday, month and day only ( Read more... )

there was a man who was an elephant keeper at a zoo. one day, he noticed an elephant was having constipation, and in an effort to help, he gave the elephant a large dosage of laxatives. the elephant, however, seemed unresponsive, and so the man decided to investigate further. as he approached the beasts posterior, and went in for a closer look, the ( Read more... )

just in time for valentines day. this is durrty, just warning ( Read more... )

spider-man, spider-man ( Read more... )

the border controlling fence, smoking bans on tobacco, the war on graffiti. "i am a yes person, and youre trying to raise me in a no environment!" america was founded on tobacco, it was our main crop at one time i think. and i enjoy the occasional cigarette after a good meal. graffiti dates back farther than ancient greece, and if you wanna get ( Read more... )