Hello Boys and Girls... You might not remember us, as our show has drifted off the airwaves, but both me, and my life partner Bert used to be on Sesame Street. Part of our jobs everyday was educating you. We taught you how to share cookies with Cookie Monster, and how to count with... the Count. We showed you that bathing was fun (As long as you ( Read more... )

I no longer have to listen to that loud, annoying, mind rattling noise used to connect me to the internet using a 56k modem. My downloads, and all around internet experience is superior in every way possible. It's just really awesome. Sadly due to my newly acquired DSL, my old screen name is no long in service, so I was forced to make a new one. If ( Read more... )

July 24th-king django, dr ring ding, eastern standard time, and the stingers at the bottom lounge 10 bucks doors open at 5 ( Read more... )

I found this on www.collegehumor.com. It entertained me, and hopefully you too ( Read more... )

I don't consider myself a patriot, a nationalist, or anything of the sorts. You will never see me waving those tiny little American flags around, jumping for joy on the 4th, or even reciting the pledge. No I don't say the pledge, that's right. Not because I'm using some form of non-violent protest, I don't say it because I'm damn lazy. I don't find ( Read more... )

As many of you know, I try to stay on top of government conspiracies as frequently as possible. This time, I uncovered the conspiracy to and all conspiracies. Cicada's, the seemingly harmless little bugs that spring up ever seventeen years or so, are vicious child eating bugs of doom sent from Mars to enslave the human race. Many of you will die, ( Read more... )

I found this on ubersite, it made me laugh, so I thought I would share it with you ( Read more... )

Emo is the route of all evil. I personally do not see how hard it can be to make up lines like "I am the misplaced words on the tip of your tounge." How do I know that? Because I just made that up. That wasn't planned. It was like a freestyle.....only it was emo. So I guess that would be called "crying ( Read more... )

Well today I was simultaneously the happiest and angriest I've ever been. No, I'm not exaggerating, I'm entirely seriouss. Let me elaborate. As you may or may not know, there was an assignment given recently in my English class that required Zach, Kristen, Andy, and I to make a make a Science Fiction movie. I was in charge of writing the script, ( Read more... )

Well, it just seems like no one is coming, so I'm just going to cancel the formal party. It just seems like everyone has something else to do. I'll probably go and hang around with Seany or Mikey, so if you need something to do, just gimme a call. Maybe some other time I'll throw the formal party, but right now it just isn't going to work out. ( Read more... )