Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever have a garage sale. Ever! If you do not heed this advice, you will encounter some of the most repulsive, downright idiotic people on the face of the Earth. I'm not exaggerating either. Evolution seriously took a step back with these specimens for human incompetence. I'm sure I met some future Darwin Award winners ( Read more... )

My mom makes the best tacos, just thought everyone should know.

Anyway, on to the real point of this entry. I got a new cell phone, so I no longer have anyone's phone numbers. So it would be nice if everyone who reads this posts their phone numbers, because I really dont feel like having to ask everyone for it. That's all.

This upcoming election has sparked nothing but controversy. Democrats throughout the United States want nothing more than to get what they see as a bumbling man with an IQ similar to that of a jar of mayonnaise out of office. Republicans would stop at nothing for four more years, and keeping the alleged flip-flopping, botox injecting, horse teethed ( Read more... )

So today in Aquatics (for those of you who are unaware, Aquatics is SCUBA diving class) Mr. Simms was trying to teach us all how to swim. Instead of just teaching us the correct way, defying all logic, he assumed drawing pictures of people swimming would be a more efficient way of teaching. Then, to top it off, we had to make totem poles of things ( Read more... )

My parents just informed me that we are going to Six Flags tomorrow, Monday, August 8th. They are also renting two hotel rooms near Six Flags so that we can buy twickets for like $15, and go back the next day. I can bring one person in my van, or if someone would like to drive up there, I can bring roughly 3 friends. If you want to go, just call my ( Read more... )

I found this while surfing online. I found it funny, so I decided to post it. If you want to know the site, just ask ( Read more... )

Well, the past two days have been non-stop fun. Both of the Throwdown shows were amazing. Dr. Ring Ding is great, and Streetlight Manifesto put on an outstanding show. These two shows put Warped Tour to shame. Seriously, if these shows and Warped Tour got into a fight, Throwdown would beat Warped Tour like a red headed step child. I saw nine, that' ( Read more... )

Recently I have gotten into the habit of staying up rather late, err I guess it's early. Lately, 6a.m. has been the average bed time for myself. My parents, to say the least, would not be fond of this fact. Actually if they knew I was doing this, the would quite literally kill me. Yesterday, my mother was awoken from her slumber around 5a.m. by ( Read more... )

I have to confess a secret. I've been lying to you all for nine months now, and I have to get it off my chest because this lie has been tearing away at me for a long time now. I can take it no longer. My mom assured me it would be easier than it has been. She said I could take the pain and anguish this lie would cause me, and everyone else, but I ( Read more... )

I have been fat for the better part of a decade now. It all started around 1996 when my waistline began to expand and my breasts swiftly outgrew my vertical vision, obscuring my feet forever. It is not an easy life, but it is the one I have to live ( Read more... )