(1) Post a simple picture of yourself.

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Yo! You've reached Ella MacKenzie, I'm either unavailable or screening my calls.
If you're trying to get the phone sex line, that's -5791, not -5793. STOP CALLING ME.
If you're that guy who keeps calling me and breathing heavily, kindly get the fuck away, and how the hell did you get this number anyway!?
Leave me a message after the beep!

Well, everyone else is doing it. Why the hell not? Ella had signed up for the kissing booth.

Kissing Booth!
Kisses: $2
Proceeds go to the NYU art department!
"Come an' get  your kisses here!"