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so here we go again, the GDR (gay-denying receptionist ) at my work, is for some reason under the mistaken impression that he is stylish. and maybe i'd agree with him, if say i was old and boring, or one of the super bro-styled lawyers we work with. or maybe even perhaps if i was fucked (not like in life, like i mean, in the head). anywho, because ( Read more... )

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so the receptionist at my office, is this super effeminate gay-denier (like a holocaust denier but about the fact that he's gay). a 26 year old virgin because he likes boys, only he won't fully admit to it, because he comes from a family of super conservative indian immigrants and as such has an amazing (and by amazing i mean hilarious) take on the ( Read more... )

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so today while i'm at work, i get a call from this guy jamie who i worked with at urban. he's pretty rad and an amazing photographer. so anyway he calls me today, because he apparently wants me to model for some eye weekly shoot he's doing tomorrow. i'm pretty psyched i must say. i'll let you know how it turns out.

maybe i'm wrong, but didn't david bowie used to be gay?
now he's married to a slamming babe(female) with child.

am i the only that's confused about that?

maybe she hasn't seen labrynth, but someone should probs holler at homegirl and let her know that her husband used to look like this:


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and if i could afford anything right now it would be these:


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see well here's the thing, everytime i vow to be more diligent with my lj'ing duties i totally fall off my game. not that i'm overly concerned, i just know how ye faithful lj'ers look so favourably upon new and exciting tales of hijinks and debauchery ( Read more... )