Comments | theredcavalier: LUCIUS!!

theredcavalier

LUCIUS!!

Jun 20, 2005 18:47

So, you prance around having sex with Erk, Serra and Raven, have a child out of wedlock, and type in all caps and "leet speek"?!

That is immoral!! Everyone who is having orgies stop right now or else!! *cracks whip*

Of course, if Lady Lyndis would have sex with me I'd drop my morals. WHY WON'T SHE LOVE ME?! *angst* *woe* *drama* *weep* *emo* * ( Read more... )

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pherae_angst June 20 2005, 23:13:49 UTC

... Kent... I believe that, at the rate of hormonal tension around here, a single level two cavelier with a whip would not be able to do anything....

*walks off to wonder what level two is, anway*

theredcavalier June 21 2005, 00:19:04 UTC

Level two of what? As far as I'm concerned, the only levels in this world are those of decency, and in decency, I'm level 20/20!

pherae_angst June 21 2005, 00:25:38 UTC

... Is 20 the maximum? And who decides this "decency," anyway?

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florinainthesky June 21 2005, 07:36:02 UTC

But I was enjoying shagging Erk! And I shagged Legault! And Mark wants to shag me! ... Although I don't trust him. I think he might be a woman in secret or something called Mary Sue. Do you trust him?

And, by the way, you're one of the few guys I don't want to shag. Sorry about that.

theredcavalier June 21 2005, 21:38:10 UTC

WHY?!?! Why does everyone not want to have sex with me?! Everyone wants Sain!! SAIN, SAIN, SAIN!!

...I'm gonna go clean the semen off the floor with his toothbrush.

As for Mark? Who cares, he's an immoral ass just like all of you are!

zehgr8tactician July 18 2005, 16:34:08 UTC

Tsk... You dare call me, your commander, immoral?

Hmph. You're probably right, you conniving red-head who can't get laid.

But what are morals in a time of war, good sir?

zehgr8tactician July 18 2005, 16:35:34 UTC

*sniffle* You... You... Don't.... Trust... Me?

I AM THE ULTIMATE GARY STU OF ALL TIME AND YOU DON'T TRUST ME??????!!!!1111!!!22222@@@@@sixty-nine!