To be alive is to have power. Mwahahaha.

Power, I say. No longer am I that push-over tactician you once knew before I faced the trials of death -- i.e. immense boredom while staring at the clouds that led up to my devious plans! I have returned a changed man!

[Flicks hair back effeminately]

One with a wickedly beautiful ever-changing hair color ( Read more... )

Bring her back, dammit!!!! BRING HER FUCKING ASS BACK HERE!!!! Bring her back!

I'll take revenge upon her, if it's the last thing I do! I'll kill her! I'll pull out my shiny silver knife and when she's not expecting it, I'll come about her and slice her head off! See what she gets for taking over the role of Mary-Sue sex-fiend ( Read more... )

Hey... If we're dead... Can we find other dead people things too?

Like, maybe, Eliwood's daddy candy?

Oh! Maybe my long lost godmother is up here too, to save me from the darkness of my past! Maybe I'll find the truth about my parents!

Maybe ---

*runs off*

Forget those monkey paws!!!!

Everyone!! I have an announcement to make!!!

Because Lucius refused to have sex with me is becoming too laid back from his time at camp, I hereby decree that he must smex me must go out into the front lines in our fight for Eliwood's long forgotten candy against Nergal ( Read more... )

Screw Bartre. Literally or not, whatever you want ( Read more... )

Funny, really ( Read more... )