...Is this thing on? I can't see all the quaint dials and knobs through the layers of dust that cake the interface. Dr. Manning posits that this was once a mechanism for communication, but our knowledge of past civilizations is so tenuous, it is difficult to make any claims with certainty.  Yeesh ( Read more... )

...It goes as follows: you can take the teacher out of the school, but you can't take the jackass out of the students. Two of them have found me on facebook already, and they're ok, but the floodgates have opened and soon my wall will be white(trash)-washed with "ZOMFG l0lz00rz mrpeck wuz uPPPPPP G ( Read more... )

...Or so Noah said ( Read more... )

Q: What do a New York island and a lifeguard's visor sunburn have in common?

A: Man-hat-tan.

This joke was brought to you by the number 1480.

Q: What do you call a place where people keep guesses?

A: A suppose-itory.

This could make you give up watching anime.

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Work sucks. Work is also boring. If you are a single person and you are not a firefighter, astronaut, or secret agent, you should sue your work for making you more boring, thereby decreasing your chances of getting laid. If you are a firefighter, astronaut, or secret agent, you are a fantasy never-exist person, and you don't count.

Against the ( Read more... )

Hey everyone. Margaret wants me to ask all sundry persons if they would be so kind as to e-mail her their address, e-mail, and any other pertinent information. meg.bushman@gmail.com Stay safe all of you who are traveling.

Guess who's posting publicly? Can you tell? Unless you somehow fail to belong to the body of persons whom comprise all persons, you'd be able to tell that I am posting publicly. Since you're still reading, it's safe to assume that you know this already ( Read more... )

The quote of the morning: "John and I have OD'd on awake"