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[theredredkrovvy]

The last true veshch your humble narrator can remember, I was intending to snuff it. Those grahzny bratchnies, that sodding writer veck and his foul malenky droogs, they like played that music to make me do it. I jumped from that okno on my oddy knocky with the shoom of the stracky orchestra in my ears and the feeling of wanting to be sick all

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[spo0kshow_baby]

You talk funny.

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[theredredkrovvy]

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[theredredkrovvy]

A book that govoreets back. Never viddied the like in the old biblio.

[spo0kshow_baby]

...uh huh.

[hologramatic]

What are you on about?

He decides he's probably kinda insane and goes with it.

[theredredkrovvy]

...

My life raskazz, brother sir. Or maybe the like one of my snuffing it.

Sarcasm? Never!

[hologramatic]

Well, that clears everything up. Thank you for being so lucid. Tell me, is there some medication you were supposed to have taken this morning that somehow got overlooked?

You freaked him out

[theredredkrovvy]

Medication? Like the hypos?

No, brother sir, no. I'm a like simple boy. Nothing wrong with me.

[tehpeoplespoet]

Ha! What is this, your attempt at Shakespearean English?

Pathetic!

[theredredkrovvy]

Shakespearean, brother? Long-dead like writer vecks? No, this is nadsat. The young lewdies govoreet like this all the raz...

How comes it thou don't know this, brother sir?

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[tehpeoplespoet]

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[tehpeoplespoet]

...I have absolutely no idea what you're saying to me! What are you, some sort of retarded spazz? I didn't think people with such extreme language impairments could write, but you must be the brightest of the bunch, eh, matey?

Well, newsflash- you've still got some work to do before you can engage in any meaningful conversations! Ha!

[i_hate_posses]

What the hell is this?

[theredredkrovvy]

Nadsat.

I am getting fair sick in the guttiwuts of all this like questioning, o my brother. How is it all these like moodges do not pony this?

[i_hate_posses]

...what?

[theredredkrovvy]

Not one veck on this ship knows nadsat, then?

[buywithme]

Comrade, do you sometimes find your pen refusing to align letters in the correct order to form real words? From time to time do you realize that you don't actually understand what words are needed to make sentences which accurately express you want to convey? Have you noticed that the imagination you've relied upon to get you through life apparently isn't enough to construct words with a universally understood meaning? Comrade, now is the time to step up and take no hesitation from existence! To set aside the sentimental words that we and our families and our friends have carved out of the verbal fabric of the world, and surpass the childishly individual dialect that will never serve us in a contemporary business and commerce setting! The time is here to take command not of the language that has naively evolved in our personal and backwater suburbs, but rather the gloriously uniform words of the Oxford English dictionary! For only a small, negotiable fee, eight hundred pages of perfectly defined, aligned, and accurately assigned

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[theredredkrovvy]

2/2 - He fixes on the important parts

[theredredkrovvy]

Business and commerce, brother?

Prefect likes that you called him Brother :D

[buywithme]

Business and commerce, brother.

Without a strong command of universally understood language, how can you ever hope to establish a strong base with potential customers?