I never realized how much I hate romance movies until tonight. The people in these movies obviously are not from the world in which I exist. What it is that I hate the most is that these characters typically have the perfect life....EXCEPT....they cant get someone to spend more than one night in their bed ( Read more... )

Today I had my wisdom teeth out. All I remember is getting in the chair and the world going dizzy....it was like getting drunk in 3 minutes....anyways, I told my doc he had gentle hands and he laughed saying "Im always gentle with people im scared of".

And now life sucks, sitting around with guaze in my mouth, and about to pass out from the pain

Christmas was great, Got alot of stuff i asked for.
Ate dinner with friends and family.
im glad i didnt stay in shreve and work like normal, this is way better.

emmy, call me, i need your number, since i got a new phone this one wont dial you randomly all the time

SO anyways, My christmas vacation has been great ( Read more... )

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So when I start work, I get some things...Found out in an email today....

I get

A laptop
A home PC
A furnished apartment
A limiousine service to cart me around to my work classes
Paid Movers
new steel toe boots

and possibly free love.

Ive never been too well at spreckin ze english ( Read more... )

The two porn stars I would marry


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by the way. the frat guys from BORAT are suing the movie and 20th century fox....

lesson learned.

Whiskey does not clean body of disease....

Instead it tricks the mind into believing there is no more disease til that asshole of a liver gets whiskey out of body.....