That's right world...

[thereindeer]

Fuck you. I've got this Livejournal for one reason and one reason only...and that's to inform the world that you're all a bunch of misguided losers. And if any of you want to challenge me, I'll fuck you up! I will fuck you up and make you wish you never crossed me the wrong way

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[boblovesmusic]

Finally!

[boblovesmusic]

ADD ME ASSHOLE!

[thereindeer]

Finally nothing. Fuck you.

[thereindeer]

Never! This reindeer will only add one person, and one person only. And that's myself. And I don't think I'm even gonna do that.

[beckhovian_time]

Exactly what time at the flagpole (out of curiosity)?

[thereindeer]

You should stay clear of it at all times. I'm there round the clock beating you gopher-brained fools into mush. 843am-913am are my peak hours.

[i_am_blue15]

Reading this entry, I could just hear your eerie little voice talking and being angry.

By the way, you should read "the grouchy ladybug" by eric carle. Maybe you'll learn something.

[thereindeer]

You should read "Fuck yourself and Dissapear". Maybe YOU'LL learn something.

[sheriffduck]

BRRRUM BUM BUM BUM BRRRUM BUM BUM BUM

What seems to be the problem here? Is this reindeer giving you trouble?

[thereindeer]

Top of the morning officer! There's no trouble here. Just some clowns trying to instigate me. You know how it is, people just can't handle my down-to-earth attitude. Everything's fine. Move right along.

[sheriffduck]

Very good sir...
just remember... I'm watching you.

BRRRUM BUM BUM BUM BRRRUM Bum bum bum

[sheriffduck]

I can see that you've stopped hanging around Noyes. Good riddance, Reindeer. I can see that my work here is done, so I'm signing off of the world wiiide web for now.

Until next time,
your nemesis,
The Sheriff.