theflagpoleat814: i dare you, just DARE you to say that in front of my antlers ( Read more... )

Don't worry you nimrods, your favorite two-horned friend is still alive and well. I've been laying low in Vermont for a couple weeks now, fucking people up and taking names, then fucking them up again. I followed Chris Burgan, Katie Van, and Tracey Virtue around for a while, throwing hedge clippings and half-eaten donuts at them til I got bored and ( Read more... )

Fuck you. I've got this Livejournal for one reason and one reason only...and that's to inform the world that you're all a bunch of misguided losers. And if any of you want to challenge me, I'll fuck you up! I will fuck you up and make you wish you never crossed me the wrong way ( Read more... )