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[thereisno]

So....

My pet Hamster Cornelius died today.

Hes been in my family so atleast 5 years I am so sad

Someone call and make me happy

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[somecities]

Barrett I'm so sorry :(
that sucks a lot
kinda like when my cat had its throat ripped out @ my neighb's

[thereisno]

this didnt actually happen, my friend charlie made it up.

[bambisahooker_]

OH FUCK

[somecities]

WOW CHARLIE IS AN ASSHOLE

[bambisahooker_]

wait...how come ive never seen your hampster ever? ive been in every square foot of your house, and i never saw a rodent of any sort.

[thereisno]

it doesnt exist.

[mongoosevogue]

I was about to ask if it was wierd that I after the last 5 years, I had no idea you had a hampster.

[ze_spider]

hahahahhaha

[instrides]

haha CORNELIUS???